第两千六百三十五章 不开窍的大木头

What kind of thing?
邢苛摇摇晃晃地爬起身来，吐了口唾沫，恶狠狠地骂道，“被打得逃回王庭，居然还有脸炫耀？”
“You may have misunderstood his meaning.”
冥采的表情却是异常凝重，“王庭之中共有九名混度守卫，每一人的职责各不相同，譬如原无极负责保卫王庭，从不外出，牡丹仙子专心照顾静灵花园的动物和植物，王业镇守浊井，考验天下修炼者，而玄白首和九岳轻的职责，便是到处巡查，维持整个混沌界的秩序，铲除一切破坏规矩的存在。”
"So what?" Xing Ke asked, confused.
"Out of the nine people,"
冥采仰头看向两人离去的方向，“唯有这两个，是从来不回王庭的。”
these two are the only ones who never return to the royal court."
“Mingcai, are you saying...”
魂天帝却先一步反应过来，“一旦他们返回王庭，便会有大事发生？”
“I'm not sure of the specifics.”
听他发问，冥采微微皱眉，似乎有些不想搭理，可迟疑片刻，却终究还是答道，“不过就算是当年失落者最猖獗的那段时日，他们也未曾回过王庭。”
Regarding the previous attempt by the Emperor Soul Tian to persuade Zheng Qiyuan to give up his ruthless behavior, it is evident that she still holds some grudges.
"So it won't be long before the Lord of Chaos notices the presence of our Night Wanderer."
The attitude of Emperor Soul Tian towards her did not seem to bother him at all, as he simply stroked his chin, deep in thought. "It seems we must quickly report to our lord and have him prepare early."
Upon hearing these four words, everyone's expressions changed simultaneously, even Xing Ke, who usually acted unconventionally, couldn't help but have a solemn look on his face, his mind filled with unease.
混沌之主。
混沌界的主宰！
至高无上的存在！
除了王庭中人，几乎没有人见过他的真实面貌。
People are not even sure if the Lord of Chaos truly exists; however, just the mention of his name already brings them unimaginable pressure.
Isn't the situation becoming a bit too exaggerated?
Do I really have to join this group of people to fight against the Lord of Chaos?
I am not a follower of the Night Wanderer, so why should I take such a risk?
With a flickering gaze, Xing Ke instinctively feels a hint of retreat in his heart.
然而，脑中突然闪过柳漪娴的娇艳容颜，却又瞬间打消了他想要逃跑的念头。
Fuck it!
Let's go all in!
Even if it means death, I cannot let Yanmei look down on me!
他牙一咬，心一横，眼神瞬间变
得无比坚定，再也不见一丝动摇。
……
“好了，我没事了。”
高空之中，九岳轻揉了揉已经恢复行动能力的手腕，俏脸微微泛红，小声说道，“可以放我下来了。”
玄白首脚步一滞，双臂一振，毫不犹豫地将怀中美人抛了出去。
"When it comes to dealing with girls,"
九岳轻在空中灵巧翻身，轻飘飘地站稳脚跟，白了他一眼道，“你就不能温柔一点么？”
"Girl?"
玄白首嗤之以鼻道，“几百万岁的人了，居然自称女孩子？你哪来的脸？”
"You've been a bachelor your whole life, you jerk." Translated: "
Jiuyue bit his lip and swung his fist forcefully towards him. "It seems there is a reason after all."
"My mission is to uphold the rules and order of the chaotic realm."
玄白首脸上写满了不以为然，“女人这种婆婆妈妈的生物，只会影响我执法的效率。”
"Tch, blockhead!"
Jiuyue turned away in displeasure, turning around gracefully, and made as if to leave.
Just as she had walked a short distance, she suddenly stopped and uttered two words in a voice softer than a mosquito's: "Thank you."
"Oh," Xuan Bai nodded.
"I'm sorry," Jiuyue added softly.
"
Everyone makes mistakes.
"Muto, you just said that you never stoop to lying."
九岳轻依旧背对着他，嘴角微微勾起，“那我能不能问你个问题？”
"What?" Xuan Bai Shou casually replied.
"Do you like me or not?"
Jiu Yueqing suddenly turned around, looking directly into his eyes, and said word by word.
"Huh?"
Xuan Bai Shou was caught off guard by Jiu Yueqing, his partner of tens of thousands of years, suddenly asking such a question. It took him a while to mumble, "As a partner, you're not bad."
"No lies, no evasive answers!"
九岳轻似乎并不满意他的回答，秀眉微蹙，继续逼问道，“作为一个男人，你喜不喜欢我这个女人？”
"I..."
Xuan Bai's face turned red for a moment, then white. His expression was extremely awkward, and he stuttered for a long time without being able to come up with an answer.
从前无论面对何等强敌，他都未曾感受过这样的窘迫。
Surroundings fell into complete silence, without any sound of human voices.
Time seemed to stand still, and space appeared to freeze.
唯有母猴蓁蓁在两人身后不远处龇牙咧嘴，挤眉弄眼，仿佛看戏看到了精彩处，表情很是滑稽。
Teasing you!"
Jiuyue Qingtu suddenly reached out and patted his shoulder, giggling softly, laughing so much that her delicate body trembled, bending over and doubling up with laughter. Her laughter echoed between heaven and earth, its lingering sound filled the air like the melodies of a forest and a spring. It seemed capable of purifying the soul. "You're such a blockhead!"
"Boring!"
Xuan Bai's face relaxed, he gave her a stern look and said, "Don't play such jokes in the future."
“木头，回到王庭之后，怕是会有一场大战。”
九岳轻转过身去，莲足轻点虚空，步履灵动轻盈，先前的坏心情似乎已经一扫而空，“等到解决了这些不守规矩的家伙，咱们找王要几天假，休息休息，到处走走好么？”
"Traveling around?"
Xuan Bai shook his head in confusion, "We already travel everywhere all day, and you still think it's not enough?"
"That's for official business, how can it be the same?"
Jiu Yue lightly shook his head and said, "I want to put down my responsibilities and enjoy a few days of leisure. Would you be willing to accompany me?"
"I will consider it." Xuan Bai Shou remains noncommittal.
"You're such a blockhead!"
"My name is Xuan Bai Shou, and you're not allowed to call me a blockhead!"
"Well, I will call you blockhead, blockhead, thick-headed blockhead!"
"You..."
……
“噹~噹~噹~”
突然响起的钟声，将王业从半睡半醒的状态中狠狠拽回到了现实。
"You're being so annoying!"
他揉了揉惺忪的眼睛，右手使劲掏了掏鼻孔，一脸不爽地抱怨了一句，“也不知是哪个主宰又翘辫子了，死个把人怎么了？犯得着昭告天下么？真是扰人清梦！”
However, the sound of the bell paid no attention to his thoughts at all, and it continued incessantly, growing louder and louder, as if it had no intention of stopping.
"I'm going!"
Wang Ye's face grew increasingly solemn, and a hint of astonishment flashed in his eyes. "Seventy-five, seventy-six, seventy-seven... this is..."
当他数到一百零八的时候，钟
声骤然止住，再也没有响起。
一阵微风吹过，掀起了他长短不一的凌乱刘海。
“事情搞大了啊。”
王业愣了许久，终于掏出插在鼻孔里的小指，将一颗豆大的鼻屎用力弹在地上，伸出右脚狠狠踩住，由衷地感慨了一句。
……
"Is this your home?"
Li Yiru's beautiful eyes widened as she looked at the magnificent building in front of her. She turned to look at Yuchi Chunchou.
"Indeed, this is the Kunwu Sword Palace."
Yu Chi Chun hooked onto Chu Tie's back, straightened his chest proudly, and answered, "How about it, did I pass your scrutinizing eyes?"
Li Yi Ru glanced at the Kunwu Sword Palace, then glanced at the lazy and sleazy man next to her, feeling that everything was so unreal.
Jian Zhi Zhai's immense power was only fleeting when he battled with Yin Tian. Afterwards, he reverted back to being the lazy and picky greasy man, lazily lying on Chu Tie's body without doing anything, just moving his lips and bossing around Li Yiru and Qin Zixiao. His attitude did not improve in the slightest, but instead, it worsened even more. Translated: "Jian Zhi Zhai's immense power was only fleeting when he battled with Yin Tian. Afterwards, he reverted back to being the lazy and picky greasy man, lazily lying on Chu Tie's body without doing anything, just moving his lips and bossing around Li Yiru and Qin Zixiao. His attitude did not improve in the slightest, but instead, it worsened even more."
Is he really the master of the sword?
That incident, could it be that I was dreaming?
The intense contrast at one point made Li Yiru have such thoughts.
Anyway, I finally sent him home.
Finally, the hard times are over!
she consoled herself, and her face cleared slightly, feeling an unexplainable excitement.
"What is that?"
Her gaze unintentionally swept over her head, and she couldn't help but point with her hand, curiously asking.
只见壮丽的宫殿顶端，竟然密密麻麻插满了刀枪剑戟等各式各样的兵刃。
“没长眼睛么？”
尉迟纯钩不耐烦道，“都是些兵刃。”
"Nonsense!"
Li Yiru gave him a disdainful look and said, "What I asked was why your Kunwu Sword Palace is filled with weapons hanging on its walls?"
Perhaps due to the initial unfavorable impression, even after learning about Yuchi Chunjing's true identity, she still didn't show much courtesy towards this master of the renowned sword.
If the people in Sword Palace saw her disrespectful attitude, their jaws would probably drop to the ground.
"When she was younger, she wasn't as mature and steady as she is now. Her personality was more outgoing."
尉迟纯钩漫不经心地答道，“每次击败敌人，都会把对方的成名兵刃抢回来，久而久之，就变成这样了。”
Upon hearing this, Li Yi was instantly petrified.