Chapter 1492 Almost Vomited

韩临玉的话音刚落，身子就蓦地倒了下去，在歪倒下去的时候头还撞到了钟上，而且这一撞那钟也没响。
Plop.
The queen fell to the ground and fainted.
"Quickly, quickly, help the Empress up!"
宫女们头皮一紧，赶紧奔了过去，将韩临玉扶了起来。而她被扶起来之后众人就发现，皇后娘娘竟然流了两行鼻血。
两条鲜红挂在她鼻孔，看起来有点惨兮兮，但不知道为什么有人想笑。
Jin Changyue and Situ Jingjiao were the two who couldn't hold back their laughter.
“扑哧。”司徒靖娇刚才听韩临玉强调了两遍让他们注意听钟声，还以为她真的很厉害呢，没想到事实如此打脸，这才撞了一下锤，她就晕过去了，而且还流了两行鼻血！
The new queen is such a klutz!
Jin Changyue couldn't help but burst into laughter. "She's as weak as a chicken, yet she manages to knock into a bell?"
“快把皇后娘娘送回宫！”住持实在是不让说把皇后送到客厢去，万一皇后在这里出什么事，他们哪里扛得起？
Furthermore, when the queen wakes up, she may become furious and want to destroy the clock.
又或者是，她还不死心，想再试试呢？再试试，有可能逝世。
Or perhaps it would be best to quickly send the person back to the palace and let the emperor handle it himself.
一群人又慌忙护着皇后出护国寺回宫去了，走了一大批宫人太监御林军，护国寺也恢复了清静。
Situ Jingjiao suddenly jumped out and said, "I'll give it a try!"
"Be careful, that clock can hurt people," Jin Changyue said.
"I'm not afraid,"
司徒靖娇上前去试了，结果撞了三下钟也是一声没响。她黑着脸很正常地走向了靳长月身边，“太气人了，这钟肯定有问题！”
As soon as the words fell, she instantly collapsed.
靳长月手比脑子快，在反应过来之前，他的双手已经先一步急忙将她抱住。司徒靖娇软软地躺在他怀里，靳长月下意识地看向了明若邪。
Did he do something wrong? He hugged Sutu Jingjiao.
Xiaoxie said that her man can't touch other women.
他现在是不是应该把司徒靖娇赶紧丢下去？还是丢给侍卫？
但是明若邪正与住持说话，根本就没有往他这边看一眼。
The visit to Huguo Temple was nothing more than a farce.
因为司徒靖娇也伤着了，靳长月也就打消了自己也去尝试的主意。
“我带她先回客栈。”靳长月把司徒靖娇送到马车上，才回来和明若邪说话，“这样子的伤，需要吃药吗？”
“不用，人参汤随便喝几碗吧，还要养一段时间少动怒少动武了。”明若邪说道。
“好。”靳长月上车，又掀开车帘深深地看了她一眼，“你觉得，我能敲得响那钟吗？”
“你想知道的话可以去试试，我也不知道你能不能敲响。”Ming Ruoxie smiled faintly.
"Forget it."
他似乎这辈子没有希望和她在一起了，那很明显他就是个无福之人吧。
Ming Ruoxie stared blankly as his carriage drove away.
“靳长月也当真奇怪。”她摇了摇头，没再去想他。“算了，我们也回去吧。”
她一回头，却看到莲儿还望着靳长月的马车，神情有点儿痴痴然。
Could it be that this girl has developed feelings for Jin Changyue?
不过，就靳长月那容貌，那带点儿邪肆的笑容，肆意嚣张的行事，天真单纯的小姑娘会喜欢上他也太正常了。
"Lian'er," she called out.
莲儿像是受惊，蓦地回过神来，对上了明若邪似乎洞察一切的眼神，顿时就红着脸不好意思地低下头去。
“靳长月不适合你，你们也不可能，你趁早抽身吧，可别当真陷进去了。”明若邪直接就戳破了她的心思，“哪怕你什么都不求，只想为奴为婢去跟在他身边，他也未必会同意带你走。就算有那么一点可能，他同意带你走了，但你是从缙王府出去的，去了捕神阁也不会有好日子过。一开始我可是得罪捕神阁的。还有司徒靖娇，她也绝对不会容忍在我身边呆过的丫鬟去侍候靳长月。”
莲儿脸爆红，泪意一下子就涌上来了，被明若邪这么毫不留情地戳破了心思，而且说得这么冷酷，她也觉得脸上火辣辣的。
She waved her hands desperately.
没有，奴婢没有半点想要跟着靳公子的心思，奴婢是绝对不会离开缙王府跟他走的。
她就只是，控制不住自己的心，悄悄去喜欢靳公子而已。
"It's okay. I will give you acupuncture when we go back today."
On the way back, Lianer dare not look at Mingruo Xie.
到了王府，明若邪准备了一下之后就给她行了一遍百通针。“行针要至少十次，每隔一天一次。药我也会让陶大夫准备，你到时跟他拿药，自己记得煎服。”
Lianer got up and walked to Mingruo's face, kneeling down and bowing three times.
"Alright, get up."
等莲儿离开，满月打了水给明若邪洗手，率直地说，“王妃，莲儿肯定不会跟靳公子走的，她爹娘还在这里呢，小扣子也在宫里呢，她要是为了靳公子就不管家人了，想要跟他离开京城了，那她就不是好女儿好姐姐了。”
Ming Ruoxie smiled faintly.
韩临玉晕着被送回宫，可把皇上给惊呆了。再听说她只撞了一下钟，而且还力气绵软那么撞了一下，钟都纹丝不动的，她就晕了，还流了两管鼻子，他都半天说不出话来。
“小胡子，临玉不是澜国最得宠的公主吗？怎么也是天之骄女啊，福气竟然这么薄？”
He couldn't believe it!
这话，胡公公又如何能接？
He could only lower his head and remain silent.
临玉公主醒来了，一睁开眼睛看到坐在床边的皇上，登时就想起了在护国寺丢的脸。
"Wow!"
She burst into tears all of a sudden.
The emperor has a headache.
"Even the bell of the Huguo Temple bullies this princess!"
临玉公主哭叫着，突然觉得气血翻涌，猛地扑向床沿，哇一声就狂呕出来。
A gu worm was unexpectedly vomited out like this.
皇上吓了一大跳，蹭地站起来要退开，但在看到那滩秽物里有什么东西蠕动了一下时，他身体里好像也莫名有点痒，呕一声也跟着吐了。
But in the filth he spat out, there was also a worm!
Hu Gonggong saw this and almost vomited too.
“来人，快来人！把御医叫回来！”胡公公赶紧跑到门边，冲外面的宫女叫起来。
Take a break and let off some steam!