Chapter 79: Pleasure of babbling Translation: You're welcome! Here's the translation you requested.

Chapter 79: Pleasure of babbling Translation: You're welcome! Here's the translation you requested.
There is no doubt that Admiral Xiao is starting to show off!
As the saying goes, in order to deceive others, one must first deceive oneself.
Therefore, even though the audience is just a little child, Admiral Xiao is still very serious about talking nonsense.
In Admiral Xiao's depiction, he is a supreme being appointed by the Heavenly Dao of the Immortal Realm, governing seventeen continents and holding ultimate power over the destiny of countless living beings!
And his background is even more astonishing.
In the immortal realm, there are three top-level Daoist sects, and one of them is the Moral Heaven Sect, which is his sect.
Within the Moral Heaven Sect, there are ten Supreme Elders who serve as pillars of the sect, and he, Xiaotidu, happens to be the chief disciple of the highest-ranking Supreme Elder!
Since he emerged from seclusion, he has achieved remarkable success in the immortal world through his relentless efforts and the bit of help received from his sect.
In less than a thousand years, he successfully became the admiral ruling over a continent.
就这样，在无数的磨难和数不尽的挑战中，又过去了数万年的时间。
而在这数万年里，他所统治的仙界洲域，也从一座增长到了十七座之多！
Not to mention anything else, just the number of continents he ruled over, he can be considered at the forefront among the Admirals.
As for the reason he fell into the void.
According to Admiral Xiao's account, it was a bright and sunny day, and he had just finished eating his breakfast that was actually lunch. His mood was still good due to the weather.
Just as he was about to take his beloved dog, Wangfu, out for a walk, there was suddenly news from his subordinates. It said that a troublemaker from the celestial realm, known as "Meiyu," with a destiny of being "crooked-mouthed and arrogant," had clashed with the Admiral's office! Translation:
这本来也没什么，在这弱肉强食的仙界中，这样的夺位之争本来就是在寻常不过了。
而肖提督之所以火大，还要属这搅屎棍提出的口号。
"Overthrow the decadent system of rule by the Admiralty Office, the fairy world belongs to the fairy people!"
"You, a despotic ruler who lacks knowledge and governance skills, are not qualified to rule over the fairy people. Abdication is your only chance, you lazy pig, to save your life!"
Of course, there are even more offensive words, after all, in the eyes of the arrogant, anything that doesn't conform to their preferences and doesn't obey their subjective consciousness is nothing but wrong and utterly sinful!
What are their code of conduct?
Those who do not worship are all treated as potential enemies. Those who slightly offend will be annihilated along with their entire families, leaving a deep-seated hatred in their hearts. Those who are disliked, lightly punished and those who are strongly disliked, mourn and lament!
If one day someone is unlucky for a while, they might even plan to overthrow heaven and earth!
Each of them can be called a master of never-ending self-destruction, constantly challenging the heavens, the earth, and even the air!
After listening to Admiral Xiao's explanation, the little devil who was completely absorbed in it commented, "So, big brother, you were defeated by this Proud Sky?"
"Don't interrupt, that's not the point!"
说着，肖提督总结的说道：“傲天什么的算个球啊，不过是一群吃天道红利的逗而已。
一群既没有底蕴，又没有传承，更没有强力后台的逗们，不过是一群天道乞丐罢了！
If it weren't for the heavenly order intentionally causing trouble, there wouldn't be any reason for them to exist in this world!
If it weren't for giving face to the heavenly order and needing their self-inflicted tribulation, any powerful being destined to be destroyed by them could be easily crushed like a disgusting bug."
Xiao Gui Tou said, "I see. So how did you, um, come down then?"
肖提督叹息一声，颇为沮丧的说道：“唉，说起来也怪我大意没有闪。
你也知道的，数万年都顺风顺水的过来了，临了被自家小师弟也就是师父儿子给偷袭了！
哪天我刚收拾完傲天，正是神清气爽的时候，就看到我那来提督府历练的小师弟，提着壶酒朝我走来了。
At first, I thought it was my junior brother coming to celebrate with me.
But little did I know that as soon as I took the wine jug and wanted to lead him to the garden to find a place to drink, I was damn suppressed by the wine jug!
接着，我那小师弟就转到了我的身后，给我狠狠的来了两记肾击者的背刺，然后一脚将我踹进了虚空里。”
小鬼头听到这，不由得啧啧称奇：“啧啧啧，好一个恶俗的狗血夺权故事啊！”
都不用想，一看就是师父为了儿子，要夺徒弟家产的事情！
同时，小鬼头心中还不由得鄙夷道：活该啊你，谁特么让你这么懒，睡懒觉就算了，还他娘的不管事，活该你连个忠心在旁的手下都没有！
肖提督尴尬道：“那倒也不是啦，自打小师弟来府里后，府里大小事情就是他在管了，我根本就不管事的。
那个，踹我下来的时候小师弟说了，踹我下界是宗门十大太上长老开会决定的。
The main problem is that I have been leading an effortless life in the fairy realm, which has caused me to develop lazy habits. They believe that this will become a hindrance for me to reach the highest level.
Therefore, they have decided to exile me to the mortal realm and let me be reincarnated for further cultivation in order to eliminate the drawbacks caused by my laziness.
Unfortunately, things don't always go according to one's wishes. As someone whose cultivation has been crippled, I surprisingly ended up in this unknown lower realm instead of being lost in the void.
The little brat fell silent after hearing this. He had thought that it was a grand drama of master and disciple turning against each other for power and profit. But now, you're telling me that this damn thing is just a mere trial.
Grandpa, what a waste of my expressions!
I thought the story would develop into you completely abandoning me and taking me on as your disciple, then working hard to teach me to become talented and seek revenge for you!
Young people, who hasn't had some dreamy fantasies?
It can be said that a particularly smart little devil has long imagined in his mind a legendary story of a fallen immortal king instructing an unparalleled genius, only to seek revenge and turn against the sect, with a million words!!! Translate the above Chinese into English and keep all @ matches.Only reply to the translated content.
As for the protagonist, it is undoubtedly this peerless genius!
Not to mention anything else, at least among the young individuals present here and now, this little brat is undoubtedly the strongest in terms of strength!
If it wasn't for thinking about benefiting from Admiral Xiao, Xiao would have thrown Admiral Xiao out a long time ago, given how he shattered his illusion.
@Admiral Xiao is unsure of what the little ghost thinks, but Admiral Xiao firmly believes in his own statement.
甚至他还觉得，以自己那低下的文化水平，之所以能扯出这样的淡，搞不好这就是自己亲身经历过的，所以才能这么顺畅的扯出来。
在结合一下自己那个，来自莫名的注定要成为大人物的自信。
肖提督觉得，自己已经被自己说服了！
但话虽如此，肖提督还是决定在加点码，拿出实际的好处来加强自己可信度！
(End of this chapter)