Chapter 31: Earth Escape and Dragon Taming - Wu Qing PLUS

Chapter 31: Earth Escape and Dragon Taming - Wu Qing plus
My spirit and Wu Qing have completed the process of connecting with each other. I told him that our spirits are divided between the right and left brain. Under normal circumstances, he is still Wu Qing, but when he closes his right eye and only observes with his left eye, I will take control.
When we finished the blend, Wu Qing washed his face carefully, and when he came out of the bathroom and returned to the noisy environment of the bar, he felt quite uncomfortable. He anxiously went back to his table and hurriedly said to everyone, "Sorry guys, I have something urgent at home, I have to leave!"
He was about to leave, but the music in the bar abruptly stopped. As everyone looked at each other in confusion, a loud screeching sound came from the microphone, zooming in on the DJ booth. A person dressed as a clown jumped up with the microphone in hand and shouted, "Hey hey hey! I'm the Clown King! DJ, do something!" The DJ, a beautiful girl, thought it was a planned surprise from the bar and started mixing the music, but there was no sound. She could only shrug her shoulders.
"Hahaha! You can't make any sound because I unplugged the electricity!" The Clown King laughed madly, and the people below also laughed.
"Stop laughing! Am I funny? Look at my mouth, is it funny? These two scratches are not makeup, they are f***ing real!" The Clown King said with a sobbing voice.
Many people began screaming in fear, causing chaos in the bar. The girl tried to jump off the stage but was grabbed by the Clown King and said, "Don't run, or I'll kill you!"
Suddenly, a shiny dagger popped out from between the Clown King's fingers, and he said, "Just a little magic trick, hehe!" The girl was too terrified to move. Meanwhile, dozens of people dressed as clowns stormed into the bar holding machetes at the entrance.
"Sorry! I have some bad news to share with everyone! This place has been taken over by our Clown Gang! The Clown Gang is committed to fighting against the unfair treatment in the world! And I am the Clown King!" The Clown King yelled crazily, and everyone began to use their mobile phones to ask for help, but there was no signal.
"My dear friends, you probably don't know about something called a signal jamming car, do you? Hahaha!" the Joker exclaimed, "Now let's get back to business! Let's introduce our other protagonist for today - Wu Qing!"
A beam of spotlight landed on Wu Qing, frightening him and making his face turn pale.
"Our young master Wu's father is called Wu Liang, the owner of the Bodhi Hotel. The scars on my face were given by them, father and son!" The King of Clowns said fiercely.
There was silence in the whole venue, but suddenly a loud voice rang out, "Wu Qing, Wu Liang has betrayed you. You should settle accounts with them, what does it have to do with this girl who is DJing?!" The spotlight shone on the person, only to see that he was a small person with a shaved head.
"Little ones, chop this light bulb for me!" Clown King gave the order.
A clown approached the bald man with a machete, about to chop it down. The bald man stomped his foot and instantly sunk into the ground, then reappeared from the ground beside Wu Qing, shouting loudly, "Did you see that? That's real magic!" Wu Qing looked at the bald man in astonishment, then stomped his leg in frustration, scratching his head. "Don't bother, you're useless," the bald man reminded.
"It's getting more and more interesting! Hahaha! But I don't like to waste time!" The King of Clowns pulled the girl into his arms and pressed a dagger against the corner of her mouth. "Wu Qing! Come up here!"
Wu Qing stood dumbfounded in his place, but the bald man pushed him out. "What the hell!" Wu Qing screamed, "Damn it! I can't stand seeing men bully women the most in my whole life!" Then he turned around and glared at the bald man, who had a smiling face.
"Crawl over here on your knees!" the Clown King shouted.
"I never kneel, you bastard!" Wu Qing retorted.
"Kneel!" the Clown King made a motion as if he was going to slit the girl's mouth open.
"Wait!" Wu Qing shouted, then dropped to her knees and crawled under the DJ booth.
"Oh? Whose dog is this? Oh, it's my Clown King's! Ahaha!" the Clown King laughed hysterically.
"Don't f***ing insult dogs, ah no," Wu Qing slapped himself, "dammit, my mouth slipped..."
"Wow haha! Our young master Wu has admitted it himself, he is worse than even dogs!" The Clown King laughed until his face twisted, "Minions, film a video of our Young Master Wu learning to be a dog, send it to his father to see!"
Wu Qing tried to stand up, but saw the King of Clowns' knife pierce a little deeper, causing the girl's mouth to bleed profusely. She cried in pain, and Wu Qing could only crawl on the ground, angrily pounding the floor with his fist and shouting, "Ah! Ah! Why?!"
"Are you now in a raging frenzy?" The Clown King said contemptuously, "Don't you want to, Woof Woof? Spin in the dance floor, Woof! Let the filming begin!"
Wu Qing did not resist this time. He climbed into the dance floor and started crawling, imitating a dog's bark. He wanted to cry, but he held it in, his cheeks turning red. The clown in charge of filming was constantly slapping his face or his whole body, laughing in a high-pitched tone that revealed his immaturity.
"Keep calling, don't stop!" the Clown King commanded, then gritted his teeth and said, "Wu Qing! You know what? I used to be the lobby manager at your dad's hotel. Just because you found me ugly, you were infatuated with that slut and insisted on promoting her! Wu Liang fired me because of that." With tears in his eyes, the Clown King continued, "I'm almost 50! Which hotel would still want me? That's why I ended up like this..."
"So, who hit you on the face?" the bald man asked. Wu Qing also stopped and squatted down, listening attentively.
"Keep barking!" the Clown King commanded, and Wu Qing had no choice but to continue barking in circles.
"Can't I decide it myself?" The Clown King replied, "Can you be the Clown King without being ruthless?"
People started whispering to each other, and the Clown King shouted, "Shut up! Do you know how unjust this world is to us? Why can the rich do whatever they want? Why can bosses fire employees recklessly? Why can parents abuse their children? Why can husbands be violent towards their wives? Why can sons neglect their aging parents? Little ones, tell them what our ideals are."
The clowns stood at attention and shouted in unison, "All beings are equal, the world is one! All beings are equal, the world is one!"
"Hahaha," the bald man laughed loudly, "This is too funny, a group of devil's servants pretending to be saints!"
"What are you laughing at?! Ah!" The Clown King became furious, "Kill him!"
As soon as he finished speaking, more than a dozen clowns pushed through the crowd with knives and charged at the bald man. In the blink of an eye, the bald man dodged left and right, blocked punches, kicked up and swung down, and within moments, all the attackers were lying on the ground unable to get up.
The King of Clowns became anxious and said, "You kneel down too!" With a knife in hand, he began to cut near the girl's mouth. The bald man didn't hesitate and knelt down. Then, a dozen or so clowns surrounded him and started kicking and punching him. The bald man didn't utter a word and was beaten to the ground.
"Use your knife! Cut him! Fool!" The Clown King was very dissatisfied with the performance of the dozen or so clowns.
"Your Majesty! He can no longer resist!" One clown argued.
"How dare you defy me?! Bring me this insolent kid and chop him up!" The King of Clowns ordered again.
But this time, no one listened to his command. The clowns stood still, as if they had lost their souls.
"Hahaha!" the Clown King laughed awkwardly. "I was just kidding, guys! Now let's continue our performance! Bring Wu Qing up here!"
Two clowns excitedly escorted Wu Qing onto the DJ booth. "Very well! Now each of you, on opposite sides, cut his face open! Keep recording, everyone in the audience!" The Clown King said, satisfied.
Two clowns were locked in a staring contest, unable to make a move. Wu Qing silently grabbed the arm of the clown on the right and made a long cut on his right cheek. "Huh, do you really need such a big knife just to shave?" The clown was frightened and dropped his axe on the ground.
"Is it enough? Let the girl go, I will draw another line, and then we are even." Wu Qing said coldly, blood streaming down his face, but his eyes were unusually resolute.
The King of Clowns hesitated for a moment and pretended to be calm, saying, "Sure, Wu Qing! Uh, who told you that we would settle our accounts after we part ways?"
"What else do you want?" Wu Qing asked.
"Hehe, of course it's money. Tell your dad to give me five million! Okay? Otherwise, how am I supposed to support my gang?" The Clown King said slyly.
Wu Qing lowered his head and sneered, "Ha, it all comes down to money in the end. It was wrong of me to make you lose your job, and I'm willing to pay the price. But is that really your reason for corrupting these kids? Is revenge, is money what you call fairness?" Wu Qing lifted his round left eye as he spoke.
"Money is the original sin!" King of Clowns abandoned the girl and picked up a dagger, stabbing towards Wu Qing's chest.
With a stomp of Wu Qing's foot, the person disappeared into the ground and instantly reappeared next to the bald man, helping him up. "Marshal Tianyou, stop pretending."
The bald man blinked and said, "You're the one to handle earthly matters."
At this moment, taking advantage of the chaos, everyone rushed towards the door to escape. The Clown King shouted, "Close the door! Set fire!"
The clown by the door locked the gate and waved his machete to drive the crowd back, then poured gasoline around and lit the fire, which quickly spread. The bar immediately turned into a hellish inferno.
"Hahaha," the Clown King laughed manically, "Finally the most thrilling moment has arrived. Regardless, not having money is a dead end anyway, so let us the Clown Gang take you down with us in our demise!"
The fire grew bigger and everyone helplessly ducked their heads and took cover. Wu Qing calmly knelt down and tapped the ground. The ground started to ripple and he stood up, keeping his right eye closed. He chanted a spell and glided forward in a bowling posture. The ground waved like a sea, rolling up in waves. Then he yelled, "Change ground!" The entire ground instantly shifted to an empty and deserted place. Everyone looked at each other in confusion. The King of Clowns shouted loudly, "Don't panic, everyone! It's me, the great king, unleashing my divine power!"
The clowns reignited their fighting spirit and shouted, "Long live the king! Long live the king!"
"Charge! Kill Wu Qing!" The clown king waved his dagger and commanded.
All the clowns brandished their machetes and rushed towards Wu Qing. Just as they were about to reach him, a soil dragon emerged from the ground, frightening everyone to prostrate themselves and kowtow, begging for mercy, "Immortal, please spare us! Immortal, please spare us!"
Wu Qing flew up on the back of a dragon and arrived beside the Clown King, scaring him so much that he slumped to the ground, completely losing his momentum. "Ah, I heard before that a sage has descended upon the mortal world, but I didn't expect it to be you, Wu Qing, a heartless scion of the rich! Well, I surrender!" he lowered his head, picked up a knife, and stabbed it into his own abdomen.
In an instant, Tulong disappeared and Wu Qing grabbed his dagger. "It doesn't matter who the Sage is, you can become one if you want to. From now on, be a bit more optimistic," and then grabbed a handful of mud and smeared it on his face.
"What is this?" asked the Clown King.
"What did Nüwa use to create humans?" Wu Qing smiled and said, "Touch your face, Clown King, hehe! Your karmic obstacles have been eliminated."
The clown king touched his face and the scars disappeared. He cried loudly and fell to the ground. From then on, there was no clown king in the world...
(End of this chapter)