Chapter 55: The Frustrating Hero Game
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The requested translation:
The second wife is rebellious, while the older uncle obediently submits.
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The two individuals on the rooftop, upon hearing the scream from inside the house, realized they had alerted the enemy. They immediately halted their movements and mimicked the sound of a cat.
"Meow! Meow! Meow!"
Tong, the shopkeeper, heaved a sigh of relief upon hearing the cat's meowing and couldn't help but say helplessly,
"Just a cat, and it scared all of you like this?
You guys have less courage than a scholar who lacks the ability to defend himself."
Quick, come out, come out, don't pout anymore.
When I saw Dazui sticking out his big butt like an ostrich, Tong the shopkeeper couldn't help but laugh.
After hearing what Tong the shopkeeper said, Dazui also realized it was a false alarm and sighed in relief, quickly crawling out.
However, Lao Bai still had a vague sense that something was wrong, but he stubbornly refused to come out.
As the Thief Saint, Lao Bai is the ancestor of thieves. Can he not tell the difference between the sound made by a person walking and the sound made by a cat walking?
But Xiaobei, who was protected by Lao Bai, couldn't control much. Lao Bai tightly covered her mouth and nose, making her very uncomfortable and almost unable to breathe.
"Let me go!" Xiaobei shouted.
"Danger, danger."
"Don't you dare not let go! I'll bite you!" warned Xiao Bei.
Without waiting for Laobai to react, Xiao Bei immediately bit him.
"Oh my goodness, shopkeeper, look at your little sister-in-law!" Laobai's hand hurt and he no longer cared, he directly crawled out from under the table.
"If my brother was still alive, he would have rushed over with his sword a long time ago."
Little Bei, the Crimson Flame Fiend, was angered by Lao Bai's audacity to complain and hastily spoke out.
"Why are you speaking like this? You need to show some respect." Pub Owner Tong reproached Little Bei softly.
"Sister-in-law, you keep criticizing me but not him?" Xiao Bei complained.
Seeing Xiao Bei's frustrated face, Storekeeper Tong smiled and reached out to touch her face, comforting her.
而一旁的大嘴见老白这个怂样，不由想起老白刚刚那一副很拽的样子，不由笑着调侃道。
“老白，一只猫就把你吓成这样了，你以后咋跑堂守夜啊？”
"Why do you, a cook, bother with so much? Go cook."
"Laobai, with your courage, dare you say you have experienced the rivers and lakes? You people are not as brave as scholars. Please sit, please sit."
And at this moment, on the rooftop, Guo Furong began to count the good deeds she had done these days:
"That bride from Zuojiazhuang? Thankfully, we saved her. Look how sad she was crying? She's already like this before getting married, if she really gets married, wouldn't her whole life be ruined?"
In the lobby of the inn, Tong Xiangyu sighed with a face full of sorrow: "The wickedness of the evil duo, the Zhao girl from Zuojiazhuang, is such a good person? Just a bit ugly…… Finally got married, so excited that tears were welling up."
Next to Bai Zhantang, he continued, "While crying, the duo of men and women descended from the sky and started beating the groom. While beating him, they said, 'We are doing this for justice!'"
Tong Xiangyu shook her head and said, "After the beating, the groom never showed up again. The Zhao family's daughter cried every day and every night. Her eyes were almost blind from crying."
Guo Furong proudly said to Xiao Qing: "If we don't take action, won't that little beggar from the 18-li Rest Area be burned to death by that old scoundrel?"
Bai Zhantang looked emotional: "Xue, the divine doctor from the 18-li Rest Area, is such a good person. That day, he was treating the beggar and doing cupping therapy."
Tong Xiangyu: "Just as the fire was lit, the pair of male and female evil spirits descended from the sky, relentlessly punching and kicking him, while saying, 'We are carrying out justice for the heavens.'"
Bai Zhantang was filled with sorrow and indignation: "After they finish their righteous act, Master Xue fell seriously ill, and the clinic was closed forever, never to treat patients again."
Guo Furong continued to count on her fingers, "For the West Liang River incident, if we arrive one step later, the people on that boat will be killed by river bandits."
Xiao Qing asked, "By the way, Miss, how do you know they are river bandits?"
Guo Furong has a smug expression on her face: "Nonsense, have you ever seen anyone offering free ferry rides?"
Tong Xiangyu sighed heavily: "Old Ge, on the Xiliang River, is such a good person. As long as he's not out fishing, he's offering ferry rides and doesn't even accept payment."
Just after the ship was filled with people, a dynamic duo suddenly descended from the sky and started beating him up while saying...
"Carrying out justice in the name of heaven," everyone asked in unison.
Tong Xiangyu nodded and said, "After the justice is served, we will sink the ship."
Bai Zhantang stretched out five fingers and said in a low voice, "After the fight, if you want to cross the river, you have to go fifty more miles."
"And that's not all, the peddler in Bayilizhuang, the hunter in Heifengling, the locksmith in Baishiqiao, the woodcutter in Cuiweishe... as long as they encounter each other, they will hardly escape disaster."
楼下人感叹雌雄双煞。诸恶多端，而楼上的郭芙蓉一脸自我满足道。
“这么多胜利成果，难道还不够吗？”
也幸好就是两个小姑娘的胡闹，没见过血没杀过人，只是揍一顿而已。
If someone dies or gets attacked with a sword, it won't be enough to just compensate with money.
Only Hero Guo can come forward to clean up the mess, and there might even be a scene where someone has to shave their head as a form of punishment.
Tong Xiangyu looked at the group of guys present, sighed and said with a hand on her forehead.
"What are we going to do if the lovebirds come?"
Tong Xiangyu looked at Lv Xiucan and made an uncertain remark.
"When I was young, I did learn a kind of southern boxing from my grandfather's bodyguard, but I didn't have any internal force. At most, it helped with my physical health."
Xiangyu Teng continued to inquire.
"Have you ever fought with anyone?"
这时曾小贤倒是很自信的说道。
“邢捕头那样的，我能打10个。”
这时候在一旁偷偷吃花生米的大嘴不服了。
“你这样的还能打10个，你要能打10个，当年怎么会被我欺负了？”
Xiao Xian once wanted to say, if I had traveled through time then, you wouldn't have kept your head for long.
I, the unruly Liao Shuangying, specifically deal with scoundrels like you. As one of the Four Notorious Bounty Hunters of Guanzhong, none of you can escape.
曾小贤自然不能这么说，只能换了个理由解释道。
"At that time, you were the constable, and the county magistrate was your uncle. If I had beaten you up, I would have ended up in jail the next day."
This remark made Dazui a little embarrassed, unable to apologize but can only think of cooking a nice meal tonight to make it up to Xiucai.
We were just discussing Xiucai's actual combat effectiveness when suddenly we heard a knocking sound from outside.
Old Bai timidly shouted towards outside, "Who is it?"
"Is anyone there?" Little Guo outside the door shouted.
"No!" Old Bai blurted out instinctively, scared.
And as he finished speaking, he realized what he had said and looked at everyone with a shocked and frightened expression.
"Oh my goodness, what do we do now?"
All eyes turned to Tong, the shopkeeper, who needed to make a decision at this moment.
"Meow! Meow! Meow!"
Tong, the shopkeeper, heaved a sigh of relief upon hearing the cat's meowing and couldn't help but say helplessly,
"Just a cat, and it scared all of you like this?
You guys have less courage than a scholar who lacks the ability to defend himself."
Quick, come out, come out, don't pout anymore.
When I saw Dazui sticking out his big butt like an ostrich, Tong the shopkeeper couldn't help but laugh.
After hearing what Tong the shopkeeper said, Dazui also realized it was a false alarm and sighed in relief, quickly crawling out.
However, Lao Bai still had a vague sense that something was wrong, but he stubbornly refused to come out.
As the Thief Saint, Lao Bai is the ancestor of thieves. Can he not tell the difference between the sound made by a person walking and the sound made by a cat walking?
But Xiaobei, who was protected by Lao Bai, couldn't control much. Lao Bai tightly covered her mouth and nose, making her very uncomfortable and almost unable to breathe.
"Let me go!" Xiaobei shouted.
"Danger, danger."
"Don't you dare not let go! I'll bite you!" warned Xiao Bei.
Without waiting for Laobai to react, Xiao Bei immediately bit him.
"Oh my goodness, shopkeeper, look at your little sister-in-law!" Laobai's hand hurt and he no longer cared, he directly crawled out from under the table.
"If my brother was still alive, he would have rushed over with his sword a long time ago."
Little Bei, the Crimson Flame Fiend, was angered by Lao Bai's audacity to complain and hastily spoke out.
"Why are you speaking like this? You need to show some respect." Pub Owner Tong reproached Little Bei softly.
"Sister-in-law, you keep criticizing me but not him?" Xiao Bei complained.
Seeing Xiao Bei's frustrated face, Storekeeper Tong smiled and reached out to touch her face, comforting her.
而一旁的大嘴见老白这个怂样，不由想起老白刚刚那一副很拽的样子，不由笑着调侃道。
“老白，一只猫就把你吓成这样了，你以后咋跑堂守夜啊？”
"Why do you, a cook, bother with so much? Go cook."
"Laobai, with your courage, dare you say you have experienced the rivers and lakes? You people are not as brave as scholars. Please sit, please sit."
And at this moment, on the rooftop, Guo Furong began to count the good deeds she had done these days:
"That bride from Zuojiazhuang? Thankfully, we saved her. Look how sad she was crying? She's already like this before getting married, if she really gets married, wouldn't her whole life be ruined?"
In the lobby of the inn, Tong Xiangyu sighed with a face full of sorrow: "The wickedness of the evil duo, the Zhao girl from Zuojiazhuang, is such a good person? Just a bit ugly…… Finally got married, so excited that tears were welling up."
Next to Bai Zhantang, he continued, "While crying, the duo of men and women descended from the sky and started beating the groom. While beating him, they said, 'We are doing this for justice!'"
Tong Xiangyu shook her head and said, "After the beating, the groom never showed up again. The Zhao family's daughter cried every day and every night. Her eyes were almost blind from crying."
Guo Furong proudly said to Xiao Qing: "If we don't take action, won't that little beggar from the 18-li Rest Area be burned to death by that old scoundrel?"
Bai Zhantang looked emotional: "Xue, the divine doctor from the 18-li Rest Area, is such a good person. That day, he was treating the beggar and doing cupping therapy."
Tong Xiangyu: "Just as the fire was lit, the pair of male and female evil spirits descended from the sky, relentlessly punching and kicking him, while saying, 'We are carrying out justice for the heavens.'"
Bai Zhantang was filled with sorrow and indignation: "After they finish their righteous act, Master Xue fell seriously ill, and the clinic was closed forever, never to treat patients again."
Guo Furong continued to count on her fingers, "For the West Liang River incident, if we arrive one step later, the people on that boat will be killed by river bandits."
Xiao Qing asked, "By the way, Miss, how do you know they are river bandits?"
Guo Furong has a smug expression on her face: "Nonsense, have you ever seen anyone offering free ferry rides?"
Tong Xiangyu sighed heavily: "Old Ge, on the Xiliang River, is such a good person. As long as he's not out fishing, he's offering ferry rides and doesn't even accept payment."
Just after the ship was filled with people, a dynamic duo suddenly descended from the sky and started beating him up while saying...
"Carrying out justice in the name of heaven," everyone asked in unison.
Tong Xiangyu nodded and said, "After the justice is served, we will sink the ship."
Bai Zhantang stretched out five fingers and said in a low voice, "After the fight, if you want to cross the river, you have to go fifty more miles."
"And that's not all, the peddler in Bayilizhuang, the hunter in Heifengling, the locksmith in Baishiqiao, the woodcutter in Cuiweishe... as long as they encounter each other, they will hardly escape disaster."
楼下人感叹雌雄双煞。诸恶多端，而楼上的郭芙蓉一脸自我满足道。
“这么多胜利成果，难道还不够吗？”
也幸好就是两个小姑娘的胡闹，没见过血没杀过人，只是揍一顿而已。
If someone dies or gets attacked with a sword, it won't be enough to just compensate with money.
Only Hero Guo can come forward to clean up the mess, and there might even be a scene where someone has to shave their head as a form of punishment.
Tong Xiangyu looked at the group of guys present, sighed and said with a hand on her forehead.
"What are we going to do if the lovebirds come?"
Tong Xiangyu looked at Lv Xiucan and made an uncertain remark.
"When I was young, I did learn a kind of southern boxing from my grandfather's bodyguard, but I didn't have any internal force. At most, it helped with my physical health."
Xiangyu Teng continued to inquire.
"Have you ever fought with anyone?"
这时曾小贤倒是很自信的说道。
“邢捕头那样的，我能打10个。”
这时候在一旁偷偷吃花生米的大嘴不服了。
“你这样的还能打10个，你要能打10个，当年怎么会被我欺负了？”
Xiao Xian once wanted to say, if I had traveled through time then, you wouldn't have kept your head for long.
I, the unruly Liao Shuangying, specifically deal with scoundrels like you. As one of the Four Notorious Bounty Hunters of Guanzhong, none of you can escape.
曾小贤自然不能这么说，只能换了个理由解释道。
"At that time, you were the constable, and the county magistrate was your uncle. If I had beaten you up, I would have ended up in jail the next day."
This remark made Dazui a little embarrassed, unable to apologize but can only think of cooking a nice meal tonight to make it up to Xiucai.
We were just discussing Xiucai's actual combat effectiveness when suddenly we heard a knocking sound from outside.
Old Bai timidly shouted towards outside, "Who is it?"
"Is anyone there?" Little Guo outside the door shouted.
"No!" Old Bai blurted out instinctively, scared.
And as he finished speaking, he realized what he had said and looked at everyone with a shocked and frightened expression.
"Oh my goodness, what do we do now?"
All eyes turned to Tong, the shopkeeper, who needed to make a decision at this moment.