Chapter 250: It's not that I don't understand, the world is changing quickly (End)

It's not that I don't understand, the world is changing fast. [Read.]
Shu Xiaotian lazily leaned against the soft seat, leaning his head to the side, his eyes absentmindedly gazing at the rapidly changing scenery outside the train window.
However, the scenery outside the window changes too quickly, and the residual effects of light and shadow make each car window look like a picture frame hanging with blurry and meaningless abstract paintings. Looking at it for a long time makes even Shu Xiaotian's eyes sore.
抹了一把眼角渗出的浊液，舒笑天无奈地将脑袋正了过来。
“大叔，你是不是没坐过音速列车啊？想看风景嘛，还是得坐几十时速的观光列车，不然眼睛看得累，瞧，你眼泪都流出来了。”
A clear and pure child's voice reached Shu Xiaotian's ears, accompanied by a handkerchief carrying a faint scent of gardenia.
Shu Xiaotian smiled and turned his head, taking the handkerchief and wiping his moist eyes. He then looked with interest at the little boy sitting beside him.
This is a seven or eight-year-old boy, with delicate eyebrows, bright eyes, red lips, and fair skin. At first glance, he is a handsome and refined young lad, probably destined to captivate many teenage girls when he grows up. Judging from his exquisite and old-fashioned silk Tang suit, he comes from a well-off family with a traditional Chinese cultural focus.
Shu Xiaotian subconsciously raised his hand and touched his smooth and even left earlobe. He smiled lightly and said, "Yeah, it's been a long time since I came back to the country. I didn't expect our motherland to develop so well. The highest speed of trains abroad is only around 100 kilometers per hour, while this high-speed train seems to reach speeds of around 700 to 800 kilometers per hour, right?" Translated content: Yes, it's been a while since I've been back to China and I'm pleasantly surprised by how well the country has developed. Even the fastest trains abroad reach speeds of only about 100 kilometers per hour, while this high-speed train seems to reach speeds of around 700 to 800 kilometers per hour, if I'm not mistaken.
小男孩嘻嘻一笑，炫耀道：“音速列车采取了华夏最尖端的灵能引擎技术，耗能少，污染低，出力大。列车满载的正常时速是每小时八百八十公里，空载极限速度可以达到音速，也就是每小时一千二百二十四公里。不过嘛，为了避免列车突破音障时沿途产生的音爆震荡破坏，这才设置了速度上限。”
舒笑天赞赏地伸出手去，似乎是想要摸摸小男孩的脑袋鼓励下，但是瞥了眼对面坐着的一对中年男女那警惕而又嫌恶的神色，不由收住了手。
舒笑天尴尬地讪笑了两声，随口问道：“哎，小娃儿，你们一家三口是出门旅游么？”
小男孩先是一愣，瞥了眼对面的中年男女，又朗声笑道：“不是不是，大叔你误会了，他们不是我爸妈。我是一个人。”
中年男女瞧着小男孩这没心没肺的模样，不由齐齐叹息了一声。
在这对中年男女看来，对面坐着的这个独耳男子，面容猥琐，气质狷邪，脸上、手上还带着些或深或浅的疤痕，一看便不是什么正经人。
而这个粉雕玉琢般的小男孩，一瞧便是个富贵人家出来的，根本不知道人心险恶，对方随口一问便露了底，偏偏还没有大人带着，这要是遇到个人贩子，岂不又是一遭人伦惨剧？
那中年男人看不下去，鼓起勇气递出了一支烟，还插嘴道：“这位大哥，一起去抽根烟？”
舒笑天微笑着拒绝了香烟，满脸沧桑地笑道：“抱歉，我大病未愈，闻不得烟味。我呢，在非洲打拼了好多年，虽然创下了点基业，但是原本就弱的身子也一天不如一天了……我这次回国，就是回来看病的。”
With Shu Xiaotian's words, the impression of him changed instantly from a dangerous fugitive to a weary and exhausted African overseas Chinese pioneer. Regardless of its authenticity, at least the middle-aged couple's complexion improved a bit.
中年男子感慨着说道：“非洲啊……那地方确实乱，我有一老板朋友，前几年在南非开了个矿，事业做的是红红火火，但今年回国却发现染上艾滋了……钱这玩意啊，多了也就是那么一回事，终究还是身体重要。”
舒笑天也摇晃着脑袋感叹道：“可不是嘛！非洲那个打就是一片秩序混乱的无主之地，光三天两头的部族冲突就要人命了，想做点事业是真难……当年跟随我一起闯荡非洲的老伙计，如今也没几个健在了……”
Perhaps feeling the atmosphere was a bit dull, the middle-aged woman smiled and struck up a conversation with the little boy, shifting the topic, "Um, little friend, why are you out alone? How come your family isn't with you? Auntie and Uncle are going on a trip to the Magic City, what about you?"
小男孩甜甜一笑，应道：“票是我妈帮忙买的，我妈工作太忙走不开，家里也没其他人了，我也是大孩子了，干脆就一个人出来咯。我这次是要去平安市，去参加我爸和一漂亮阿姨的结婚典礼。”
As soon as the little boy spoke, half of the train car fell silent along with him.
In an instant, the flames of gossip ignited one after another, and countless people quietly perked up their ears, ready to listen to a story of tangled love and family ethics.
只不过，小男孩并没有照顾他人的感受，许是觉得坐车太无聊，他探着身子扒拉着小手，在车窗角落的一排按钮上嘀嗒拍了几下，车窗的镜面先是嗖得一暗，跟着又显现出清晰的影像，而窗框两侧的隐藏式扬声器里，也传出来阵阵悠扬的音乐声。
On the car window-turned-television screen, an international music TV show is currently playing. The emerging idol group "Flower Fairies" from China is competing against the veteran idol group "Dwarfs and Seven Snow White" from Europa.
On the side of the Flower Fairy Group, dozens of beautiful women in various colors are competing to bloom. Although their clothing and temperament differ greatly, causing some coordination issues, the fact that every member is a goddess-level beauty completely overshadows any shortcomings. Most people are just mesmerized by their stunning looks after a single glance.
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) and glanced around, having no mind to nitpick anything else.
As for the "Dwarf and Seven Snow Princesses" group, its pillar is a male dwarf with astonishing singing skills, accompanied by seven beautiful female musicians with blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin, who look like septuplets. The stage effect of their performance is also top-notch.
节目现场气氛十分热烈，观众席上掌声、欢呼声此起彼伏，而车厢内的乘客也都兴致勃勃地讨论了起来。
“哎，叔叔，阿姨，你们喜欢花仙子天团里的哪一位啊？我个人比较喜欢清丽典雅的副团长‘百合仙子’，不过我妈喜欢团长‘牡丹仙子’，说是看重她身上那股雍容富贵气……”
小男孩喋喋不休地问道，不过他似乎并没有将国外组合“小矮人与七个白雪公主”的成员加入选项，屁股坐得相当正。
中年女子率先笑道：“我喜欢一队队长‘梅花仙子’，外柔内刚，有那么一股子女强人的狠劲。”
中年男子也笑道：“我嘛，以前喜欢‘栀子花仙子’，因为她的气质比较清纯，总教人想起初恋的味道……哎呀老婆别掐！不过现在嘛，我偏爱三队队长‘菊花仙子’，很有股清冷女侠味……四队的那个‘紫罗兰仙子’也有点意思，眼神很邪魅……”
小男孩转头扯着舒笑天的胳膊，好奇地问道：“大叔，你呢？你喜欢哪一个？”
舒笑天愣愣地看着屏幕上载歌载舞的偶像们，老半天没有说话。
因为，他看见了一群曾经被天地不容的非人生物，如今却光明正大地行走在人间，绽放出耀眼的光彩。
花仙子天团的成员都是修炼得道的花精，尽皆出自一个名为“百花宫”的修真门派，而这个“百花宫”也是目前华夏最大的影视经纪公司，旗下美女如云，据说就是百花宫里的保洁小妹都能秒杀十几年前的这冰冰那冰冰，而且还是正儿八经的天然美女。
As for the "Dwarves and the Seven Snow White Princes" group, their eight members are also not human: the lead singer Dwarf is actually a hobbit, not a person with dwarfism, so his proportions are not deformed but rather two sizes smaller than humans.
那七位长相相当“鸭梨庵”的乐手，则是隐居于威尔士山林的木精灵，年龄最大的有七八百岁，年龄最小都有四五百岁了，当然，按照精灵的寿命计算，她们还是一群花季少女，正是活泼好动的年纪，这才抱着冒险的心思出来闯荡，否则按照精灵死宅……喜静的性子，根本不会踏入纷乱的人类社会抛头露面。
What is more important is that, for thousands of years, even the demons and monsters that hide in the city often have to disguise themselves as humans. However, the non-human racial identity of these demons and monsters on the screen is completely exposed.
自八年前那场震惊妖魔世界的秦家内战后，世界就变了，尤其是新能源革命的发祥地华夏大陆，更是变得让人看不明白了。
望着屏幕上那一张张真挚而开朗的笑颜，舒笑天没由来的一阵心烦，眯着眼睛打量了一下窗框边上的那排按钮，抬手切换了频道。
“观众朋友们大家好，这里是第二届超能奥运会魔都现场，刚刚结束的一场田径比赛中，我国的飞豹精黄天豹选手以百米0.33秒的记录夺得金牌，打破了上一届比赛中米国音速刺猬索尼克选手创造的百米0.35秒世界纪录……”
换台！
"Central TV live report, just half an hour ago, a group of foreign demonic terrorists hijacked two aircraft, intending to crash into the Olympic village facilities in Magic City, creating a terror attack. Fortunately, Wukong Hero and Phoenix Woman intervened in time, intercepting the two hijacked planes in mid-air and subduing more than ten terrorists. No other casualties occurred during the operation..."
再换台！
“红颜美容丹，还您一份青春美颜~昆仑出品！必属极品！”
艹！继续换台！
舒笑天神经质地拨弄着切换频道的按钮，脸上的神情变幻而扭曲。
After finally managing to find a children's animated program that doesn't involve supernatural creatures, Shu Xiaotian looked around and realized that the crowded train carriage had become completely empty without knowing when.
Apart from the little boy sitting next to me, who still appears carefree, staring at the screen and enjoying the show of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, the other passengers have already left this train car. Even the middle-aged couple sitting across from me has now been replaced by a handsome man and a beautiful woman. Translation: Except for the little boy sitting next to me, who still looks carefree, just staring at the screen and laughing at Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, all other passengers have already left this train carriage. Even the middle-aged couple sitting across from me has now been replaced by a pair of handsome men and beautiful women.
俊男美女都穿着军制服戴着大盖帽，只不过从肩章、帽徽与衣着配色上看，二者并不是一个系统。
制服俊男手中提着一支黑不溜秋、貌不惊人的警棍，舒笑天却并不敢轻视，因为，这是六扇门最新开发的量产打神鞭9.3之再改剁手型，一棍子要是揍结实了，就是王级妖魔都得懵圈，更不用说……舒笑天这个修为惨淡、旧伤复发的半残小老鼠了。
制服美女则是笑眯眯地握着一柄科幻味十足的银白色小手枪，这玩意舒笑天也认得，北影厂出品的第四代灵能手枪，配备六枚微缩灵能电池，每节电池可以支持发射一千到一千二百发威力堪比30毫米口径机关炮的灵能飞弹，可以切换单发蓄能模式与连发速射模式，其性能之优越、成本之低廉已经将国际军火市场搅成了一团乱麻……
The uniformed handsome man had a cold expression on his face and said gloomily, "Shu Xiaotian, real name Shu Xiaotian, a mole spirit, nicknamed 'One Ear,' the executive deputy chief of the African Demon League. He has orchestrated the 'Tokyo Tower Bombing Case' and the 'Statue of Liberty Robbery.'
（本章未完，请翻页）盗窃案’、‘埃菲尔铁塔熔化案’等多起恐怖袭击案件，而刚刚未遂的‘魔都奥运村袭击案’也是你一手策划的，没错吧？”
舒笑天将双手抱在胸前，深深吸了一口气，又一脸坏笑地反问道：“嘿，小伙儿，六扇门的人是吧？问你个事儿，前任妖门总捕头——也就是那个‘黑猫警长’乔奈何，现在还单着么？”
"Puh-Tish~"
制服美女忍不住偷笑了一声，也不管身边的制服俊男脸色多难看，反倒调笑着说道：“哥们，先到先得啊，这舒笑天从西南边境潜入的时候，我们北影厂就盯上了，你就不要跟姐们我抢了吧？”
制服俊男不屑地哼道：“哼！要说先到先得，我们六扇门从一千年前就开始通缉舒笑天了，哪儿轮得到你们北影厂插手？”
The uniformed beauty smiled playfully and jokingly said, "How about we have a match first, and the winner gets to decide who Shu Xiaotian belongs to? It can also determine who will do the dishes at home this week…"
“怕你不成？来，石头剪子布……”
舒笑天打量着这对秀恩爱死得快的狗男女，嘻笑连连。
“两位两位……小的我呢，这次回国只是遵循千年前的医嘱，去平安市灰衣巷治疗复发的旧伤，没打算搞什么事。袭击奥运村的那帮妖魔跟咱非洲妖魔大联盟没啥关系，他们其实都是七重楼的余孽，当年七重楼的高层被端掉后，有不少底层余孽逃到了境外，还搞了个山寨的‘非洲妖魔大联邦’跟咱打对台戏。你们翻翻记录就知道了，我一向不怎么在华夏搞事的……”
舒笑天侃侃而谈，浑然不惧二人手中的打神鞭与灵能手枪，与此同时，俊男美女的脸上也渐渐浮现出凝重之色。
十数位修为高深莫测、灵气指数爆表的妖魔保镖，已经悄然出现在了车厢内，将俊男美女二人反包围了起来。
舒笑天阴笑连连：“怎么？二位，得饶人处且饶人，大家各退一步，大路朝天，各走一边可好？”
制服俊男纠结地瞥了眼对面的小男孩，刚才悄悄疏散群众的时候，这个小男孩怎么都不愿意挪屁股，现在看来，当时他应该更果断一些，直接把人扛走的。
不过，制服俊男还是强忍着内心的痛苦，一边抬手去抓小男孩，试图将其拨开，又一边猛得抬起打神鞭抽向了舒笑天，并义正言辞地怒吼道：“我国政府对恐怖分子的唯一态度是——决不妥协！”
可是，舒笑天的动作比他还快，只见舒笑天手上不动，屁股后面一条麻绳般的老鼠尾巴早就准备就绪，嗖得一下便卷着小男孩护到了自己身前，直接挡住了打神鞭的去势与灵能手枪的弹道。
But in the next moment, the confident and comfortable smirk on Shu Xiaotian's face disappeared.
"Uncle, so you're actually a bad person?"
Accompanied by a childish voice, the chilling and eerie ghostly air, as dense as tides, filled the entire carriage.
霎那间，马蹄嘶鸣，杀声震天。
无数地府英灵跟下饺子似的自阴气的潮汐中现身，几乎是一照面的功夫，便将十数位江湖上也算赫赫有名的妖魔打得是落花流水。
Especially the leader, Guan Er Ye Yingling, who wore a green hat and had a flushed face. With his Qinglong Yanyuedao in hand, he was invincible. With a swift motion, he chopped off three or five heads. Then, with a concerned expression, he approached the young boy, knelt down on one knee, and shouted, "Guan Yu arrived late to protect you, please punish me, young master!"
小男孩将舒笑天的同伙瞬间团灭，便很随意地摆摆手，示意你们可以滚蛋了，待诸多地府英灵们从哪儿来便回了哪儿去，他又随便两下挣脱了老鼠尾巴的束缚，从座位底下收拾出一只双肩小书包，一摇一摆地朝着列车车门处走去。
“叮咚~平安市就要到了，平安市就要到了，请旅客朋友们准备下车，请旅客朋友们准备下车……”
机械合成的提示音女声自扬声器中响起，列车的时速也在飞快下降，匪夷所思的是，也不知道音速列车还采用了什么宇航飞船级别的黑科技，车厢内人员居然还感觉不到什么g力。
"La la la~ I am Detective Black Cat~ La la la~ I am Detective Black Cat..."
The little boy hummed a cheerful nursery rhyme, his face filled with anticipation, and unconsciously murmured, "Hehehe, I wonder what expression my dad will have when he finds out about me, his son? Just thinking about it makes me a little excited..."
这时，俊男美女也已经铐着舒笑天慢慢踱了过来，三张脸都是一样的惊愕，都是一样的懵逼。
舒笑天最先反应过来，尖着嗓子惊道：“小鬼！你到底是谁！”
小男孩笑得阳光灿烂，郎声道：“大叔，我叫秦萧，灰衣巷秦家的秦，酆都萧家的萧。”
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Complete book sentiment:
历经半年，二百五十章，逗逼秦狩医生的故事终于迎来了完结，而笔者母亲历经四年多的抗癌斗争也迎来了阶段性胜利，生活的一切都在向好的方向转变。感谢半年来诸位读者不离不弃的默默支撑，也感谢责编子非鱼大大的竭力照顾，祝福大家身体健康，家庭幸福，也希望大家在面对生命中的挫折与痛苦时，依旧能够像没心没肺的逗逼秦狩一样，坚持原则，挑起责任，笑对人生。
Qin Xiao hereby expresses his gratitude.
(End of this chapter)
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