76、野狼也为我变得更香！

王浩狼吞虎咽的啃完了手中的肘子，胃里在此期间三番五次翻江倒海。喝了好多醋，反胃感才终于被强压了下来……
County Mayor Bell and Secretary Hu stared at Wang Hao as if watching a show. After he finished eating the pork elbow, County Mayor Bell intentionally picked up a chicken leg and put it into Wang Hao's bowl, then burst into exaggerated laughter.
几分钟后，贝尔县长朝着狼秘书使了个眼色，而这一幕正巧被王浩看到了。
“没有想到，身为食草动物的羊副市长吃起肉来也毫不含糊，原来听闻羊副市长酒肉不沾的谣言真是不攻自破啊……”
“来来来，羊副市长我敬您一杯，就喜欢您这样的爽快人。”狼秘书一边说着一边端着酒杯朝着王浩座位走来。
见狼秘书走到了眼前，王浩这才不紧不慢的站起身来，也端起了酒杯，“我听说熊掌吃起来很是鲜美，狼肉和野狗肉的味道差不多，狼秘书可曾一一尝过？不知这眼前满满一桌菜肴为何却偏偏少了这几样？”一边说着一边直勾勾的盯着狼秘书。
Secretary Wolf was arranged by Mayor Bell to come and toast, but he never expected Wang Hao to respond in this way.
Secretary Wolf was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his forehead and palms. He threw a helpless look at Mayor Bell...
In the private room, everyone looked at each other, and the atmosphere was very tense.
Mayor Bell lost face in public, clenched his fists in anger. However, to break the deadlock, he quickly got up and accompanied with a smile, "Vice Mayor Yang, calm down. My subordinates are impolite, have no sense of propriety and speak out of turn. Don't stoop to his level. It's all my responsibility. I'll drink three cups as punishment!" As he spoke, he poured himself a drink.
“服务员，”贝尔县长冲门口喊了一声。紧接着一名服务员小跑着来到了贝尔县长的面前。“为羊副市长加一道菜--蒸熊掌，赶紧去做。”
服务员面露难色，颤颤巍巍地说：“贝……贝尔县长，我们饭店没有熊掌这道菜……”
“大胆！莫非你要本县长的手给你做原料吗？还不赶紧去买！”贝尔县长冲着服务员咆哮道。
"Pu tong--"
The waiter was so scared that he fell to the ground.
Two security guards came in at the entrance and carried him out...
Mayor Bell had just looked fierce, but in a moment he changed to a pleasing expression.
"Vice Mayor Yang, please excuse the incompetence of our new waiter. I have instructed the manager to provide him with training."
"Come, Vice Mayor Yang, I hope this little incident hasn't dampened your spirits." said County Mayor Bell as he raised his glass again.
这饭哪还吃得下去？
王浩越想越气，决定好好教训他们一下。想到这里，王浩一把怒掀了桌子，碗盘应声摔了个粉粹。
王浩随即厉声道：“我知道你们瞧不起我，想借此机会故意给我摆一道，让我难堪，明知我是食草动物却摆满一桌子肉，还美其名曰宴请我，别以为我不知道，你们把我当成狮子市长的狗腿子！”
"You may not be aware of the purpose of my visit this time. Recently, I have received multiple anonymous letters from the public regarding various issues in A county, with a focus on the coexistence of herbivores and carnivores. I will observe, record, and report the situation truthfully upon my return." Wang Hao pushed his glasses up.
After Wang Hao said these words, County Mayor Bell and others could no longer laugh.
"I believe you have all eaten and drank enough. Our first stop this afternoon--" Wang Hao didn't finish his sentence. Secretary Hu interrupted and said, "Let's go to Crab Bigfoot's house."
“谢大脚？那是什么动物？”
“是螃蟹。”
“哦，我还真不太清楚，螃蟹算食草还是食肉动物？”
虎书记掏出手机查了查，“网上说螃蟹算——杂食动物。”
……
County Magistrate Bell gave Secretary Hu a stern glare, causing Secretary Hu to quickly lower his head and remain silent.
Wang Hao continued, "Well, for the sake of fairness and objectivity, let's randomly visit several households in the village."
"Don't just stand there, let's go!" Wang Hao was about to walk towards the door.
"Vice-Mayor Yang, how about..." County Mayor Bell was just about to speak but was ruthlessly interrupted by Wang Hao. "Alright, County Mayor Bell, there's no need to say more, my mind is made up."
贝尔县长心里打起了鼓，这羊副市长看来是个难啃的骨头--不好对付啊……
从饭店出来后，一行人步行来到了不远处的一户--豹奔奔家。还没进门就听到院内一群孩子们熙熙攘攘的声音。王浩一只脚刚踏进大门，几只小牛，小兔子正好跑出来与王浩撞了个满怀。
"Kids, where are you rushing to?" Wang Hao asked with a smile.
"We're going home and never playing with Leopard baby again. He just bit us." one of the little rabbits said.
"What our kindergarten textbook said is right! Leopards are carnivores, with a natural instinct to eat meat. Maybe one day they will eat us." Another little cow pouted angrily.
孩子们一溜烟都跑了。
王浩向院内扫视了一周，看到了躲在角落里偷偷啜泣的小豹子。他三步并作两步地走了过去。
Bending down and gently stroking the head of the little leopard, without rushing to ask questions, allowing the tears of the little leopard to wet his clothes.
After a while, the little leopard stopped crying and looked up at Wang Hao.
"Little one, can you tell me why you're hiding in the corner crying? Did your parents criticize you?" Wang Hao gently probed. He hopes that Little Leopard can open up and voluntarily reveal the truth.
毕竟，孩子不会撒谎……
小豹子带着哭腔说道：“今天我邀请幼稚园的小伙伴来家里做客，结果他们一看到我准备的食物，就都跑掉了……”
"What did you prepare?"
"It's all my favorite food, roasted duck, grilled steak, they taste fantastic." Xiao Baozi pouted and continued:
“可是他们说了，这些东西咬不动，所以我就教他们呀，张开嘴告诉他们应该用这两颗尖尖牙来咀嚼，然后他们就都跑掉了……”
After speaking, the little leopard opened its mouth, revealing two sharp and intimidating canine teeth. Although it was still young, it already looked very threatening.
Just as Wang Hao was about to speak comforting words, the door behind the little leopard suddenly "slammed" open, followed by a loud roar:
"What are you guys doing running into my yard? Are you trying to steal my child like you did to Joey next door?!!!"