Chapter 191, Major Disturbance (16)

The ghost killer looked up at the ceiling of the bathroom in silence. Do I really need to answer that? Aren't we disgusted by catching someone with an unwiped butt? Give him some toilet paper, let him clean himself, then arrest him. What could possibly be delayed?
The deadly ghost didn't even want to look at these idiots and rookies. He simply shook his hand, expressing his disdain. Initially, he instinctively wanted to use tactical gestures to convey his feelings. However, he realized that the once omnipotent tactical gestures appeared so feeble and pale. Because they were completely incapable of expressing his inner emotions.
However, his rookie subordinates also noticed this. It's not a matter of expressing emotions, but rather they can't express their meaning clearly.
After receiving instructions from the sinister, they looked at each other and fell silent. They were all waiting for someone to produce paper because none of them had brought any. Who would bring toilet paper when carrying out a mission? Are they crazy? Please note that this translation might not be very accurate as some parts of the original text are ambiguous or unclear. If you need a more accurate translation, please provide additional context or clarify certain phrases.
静默了十来秒，菜鸟们就乱了。一通乱比划后，他们才搞明白，他们也没带纸的事实。接下来，他们开始使用战术手势以外的手势进行交流，主要是商量谁去买纸、谁留守的问题。这套手势也很简单，一个是拳头，一个是捏成拳头后竖起食中二指，最后一个则是五指完全张开。
夺命鬼看着自己的这帮手下，深深地为组织的未来感到担忧。他沉默地退出了厕所，不想参与到菜鸟们激烈的角逐中。在远离了臭气的攻击后，他心中不由骂道：“傻x，不能换个地方再猜拳吗？幸好，老子跑得快！要是他们一窝蜂地跑了，我不得留在里面看着人？”
石头剪刀布的结果自然是有人留、有人走、有人还要去买纸巾。留了一个人在里面看着“臭”光头外，其他人都走了出来。
他们自然而然地守在关键的位置上，控制了厕所左右所有的出入口。这一点让夺命鬼颇为欣慰。这一队人跟了他很长一段时间，平时的训练都是由他负责。当然，他绝不会承认他们身上逗比的气质也是来自他的言传身教。
等菜鸟们站好，一个亲近点的手下来到了他的身边。在站了一小会儿后，他忽然不解地问道：“老大，刚才我们为什么不说话啊？”
"Huh? Can someone speak? It seems like it too!"
缪一奇就对这帮“聋哑人”非常不解。他在隔间里听了半天外面的动静，就是没有人给他递上一张纸来。
You're saying they didn't help? I could tell from the sound of clothes rustling that they had just searched their pockets for paper. You're saying they did help? There is only one person outside now, what's the matter? If they want to help, couldn't they at least give some indication? Even if they can't speak, knocking on the door or coughing would do, right? But none of that happened, and even the face of the person outside seemed indifferent when breathing.
He became more and more impatient as he waited. Suddenly, a pack of tissues was thrown in. He was pleasantly surprised and quickly expressed his gratitude. This was a great favor, second only to a life-saving one!
After wiping his buttocks clean and almost fully air drying them, he slowly stood up. His numb legs made it impossible for him to move immediately. After a short while, his blood circulation improved, and an indescribable "comfort" attacked his legs, causing him to involuntarily utter a sound. After a few more minutes, his legs fully recovered.
他伸展了一些腿脚，才打开了隔间的门。
“我去！”在看到门外的情况的瞬间，他忍不住大喊了一声。
门外，狭窄的空间里挤了满满当当一群人。他们满脸狰狞地看着光头，恨不得要将他撕碎的样子。
菜鸟们确实有暴打这个光头的冲动。不过，他们还是决定以任务为重。
没有任何打斗，缪一奇就被菜鸟们抓住了。在光头完全没有搞清楚状况的时候，菜鸟们一拥而上。在如此悬殊的人数和相对狭小的空间里，光头哥的身手再好也是白搭。况且，他还是个离了装备就变菜鸡的装备党。没有头盔，他连异能都发挥不出威力来。
菜鸟们押着光头出了厕所，将他带到了夺命鬼面前。夺命鬼看了看光头的长相，确认没有抓错人。他就把手一挥，领着菜鸟们准备走人了。至于，外面卖菜的菜贩和买菜的大妈看到了，说抓了小偷就好了。没看，菜鸟们押解人的动作跟电影里抓住坏人的姿势一模一样吗？而且，这光头看着也不像好人啊！
Walking along, suddenly he heard someone shouting, "Hey! Buddy, I've been looking everywhere for you!"
The ghost looked up and realized it was the idiot who made him ride the electric bike. How did he manage to chase him all the way here? Translation:
那人接着道：“哥们，你是不是骑错车了？我让你看个车，怎么就把我的骑走了呢？要不是，我兄弟多，还真找不到你。话说，你和我的车样子很不一样啊！你怎么会搞错了呢？”说完，他用充满怀疑的目光看着夺命鬼。
夺命鬼默不作声，不是因为被抓了现行，而是这个外卖骑手太奇怪了。他没有看到自己身后的手下吗？那些手下还押着一个人呢？
Seeing that he remained silent, the person became annoyed and said, "Don't think you can get away with not speaking. I'm telling you the truth; I've already called the police. Hand over the car keys to me right away."
夺命鬼眼睛一眯，就往前逼近了一步。而他的手下们也凶狠地盯着外卖小哥。
那人见夺命鬼逼近，很机警地后退了好几步，边退还边虚张声势地道：“唉？你不要仗着你们人多，就欺负我啊！你也不去打听打听，我黎墨隐是那么好欺负的吗？”
It seems that Miao Yiqi's savior has arrived. However, can this savior actually save him?
At the time when Xu Yuan and his friends were in danger, the city also fell into chaos. This chaos was largely deliberately created by Wuchang and his subordinates. And next, Xu Yuan and his friends will take over from Wuchang and create an even more chaotic situation.
“等等！”石援朝焦急地喊道，“这就结束了？我还没有上场呢！”
“还有我，还有我！”国仔也跳着脚道。
“汪可是这本书的第一主角！连黎墨隐这种小配角都在最后出场了，怎么汪的狗毛都没有露一根？”阿布已经开始呲牙了。
“啊！一个一个来啊！老石同志，你又不是异能者，没有让人家抓你的价值嘛！总不能强行给你加戏，对不？”
石援朝满怀失落地道：“你们歧视非异能者！”
"No, absolutely no racial discrimination intended! Our book doesn't have such a setting! Besides, this is urban paranormal genre! Next time, if there's urban martial arts or national skills theme, guaranteed your character's importance will rise several levels!"
"Really?"
"Of course, it's true!"
Shi Yuanzhao was comforted, as Abu and Guozi stared at him with warning eyes.
"Oh, don't worry, the next stage will feature scenes with both of you as the main characters!"
“呜——”阿布发出了威胁的警告，“汪先暂时相信你。如果骗汪……哼，小心你的屁屁！”
国仔点点头道：“嗯！如果骗我，我就放阿布！”
Wiping the sweat off my forehead, I touched my butt.
"We'll see later! Rabies vaccine shouldn't be too expensive, right?"