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Chapter 25: Make Eight Trillion in Ten Minutes

Chapter 25: Make Eight Trillion in Ten Minutes
"Boss! We are live on Star Sky Broadcasting online, and m celebrities have appeared, accusing us of fraud. Hey! You should take a look for yourself!"
朱广俊拿着手机火急火燎地跑了过来,感觉自己讲不清楚了,干脆就拿出手机递到了林辰的面前。
林辰拿起手机一看,好家伙,只见这个名字是一串英文的一线明星的微博上写着:
某些人好说歹说,也是一个知名人士了,你那这种图片出来搞直播,误导广大民众,你这样做自己心中不会痛吗?你那个老师教你的,月球上有水我知道,但还能有一个地下湖?笑死我了@林辰。
```htmlHis Weibo post has already been reposted tens of thousands of times. He just said it. There's also a link to a live stream of the starry sky below, and he even mentioned Lin Chen?
"Who is this Li Gang? Is he a dog? Why did he come out to bite us?"```
Lin Chen really didn't understand. If it was an astronomer who came out to talk about it, it might still make sense. But if it's a celebrity, it doesn't seem appropriate, does it?
"Hehe! This is Li Gang. I can probably guess why he bit you. It's because he recently made a movie called 'Moon Settlement'. If he didn't bite you, who else would he bite?"
Seven sister who was eating saw Lin Chen say so, laughed out loud and briefly explained the situation.
After hearing this, can Lin Chen tolerate it? Is this a rhythm to use oneself as a stepping stone?
林辰想了想就发了一条微博:真不知道某明星的老师会不会气死,请问这位兄台高姓大名呀?又请问你老师是谁呀?他看见月球上没有地下湖了?另外你一个拍电影的怎么改行当天文学家了呢?还教了这么多成绩不合格的学生出来,狼心会痛不?@eric
Originally, I just wanted to use Lin Chen's name to promote the movie I just filmed. In his opinion, him letting me step on him was actually giving him face. Seeing so many people sharing it, Li Gang felt very proud. It seems like these celebrities know how to play the game!
结果他还没高兴几分钟,林辰的反击便到了,他首先问自己是谁,那就说自己是一个无名小卒囖?又说自己改行学天文了,是说自己电影拍得不好囖?那么多人转载,就说说都是文盲囖?这能忍?
But Lin Chen's map cannon was too powerful and it blew up half of the entertainment industry.
The internet exploded and fans got involved. At first, Lin Chen's fans didn't dare to speak up when someone pointed out that his map was made up, but after seeing Lin Chen's reply, they all came to his defense.
Yes! Who are you? Did your teacher see that there is no water on the moon?
One person started questioning, which was fine, but then some people started going off topic and even started insulting each other. Plus, Lin Chen's fans are everywhere, and anyone who reposts this post gets bombarded by them in the comments.
Unfortunately, these celebrities' fans cannot have any temper, because what they said makes sense!
So a certain celebrity made a phone call to a high school astronomy teacher, because he really didn't know anything about astronomy and such, and coincidentally this high school teacher was also a novice who didn't know anything about this. So he just replied with a sentence, "There is no liquid water on the moon, you can check it on Baidu if you don't believe me."
Sure, here's the translation while preserving the original HTML tags:```htmlWhen Li Gang said this, he had already checked on Baidu. Baidu indeed says there is no liquid water on the moon. Only after Dao Mou confirmed it, did he feel relieved enough to confront Lin Chen like this.```
某人真的是眼高于顶了,现在的年轻人呀!有了一点名气就目空一切了,你的老师又亲眼看到月球上面有液态的水了?@林辰,你要是不懂你可以去问@百度呀!
然后林辰的微博又被人炸了,他们家的明星说的也在理呀!没错呀!你的老师又见过月球上的水了?
@林辰,@eric,度娘上的学问保证真实,我是百度。
Lin Chen looked at the fire getting bigger and bigger. The bigger the fire, the happier he was. It would be unbearable if such a good advertisement was not shown.
"Quick, quick, quick. Seventh sister, take this card and go get three billion in cash. Put it all in the first floor lobby for me and notify all the stores at the same time."
We need to use this momentum to sell everything, and at the same time, add 10,000 yuan to the price we agreed on yesterday for each unit. For the third tier, add 100,000 yuan directly. I'm going big on this one.
林辰交代好这些事情后,立马就在微博上推送了一条信息:
林辰:@eric,@度娘,谁给你们的自信?火心伤到底有没有液态的水你还得听专家的,@京城大学,@南凯大学,@清花大学,@负担大学,@华夏天文局,帮忙出来为这些土鳖解答一下。
Originally just a torch burning within the entertainment industry, now it has spread to the professional industry, the whole country has exploded, and fans are also speechless when they see Lin Chen's map bombing.
京城大学:我也没见过月球上有没有液态的水,也不敢回答这个问题呀!不过这种照片对天文学很有研究价值,兄弟们你们说呢?,@南凯大学,@清花大学,@负担大学,@所有大学,同时我也想知道到底有没有液态的水,能告诉我一下么@华夏天文局。
清花大学:我也不知道呢!不过我们学院目前正在研究这一块,各位兄弟有兴趣的话,可以一起研究一下,@南凯大学,@清花大学,@负担大学,@京城大学,@所有大学,同问@华夏天文局,不过你这种照片太屌了,哪来的@林辰。
南凯大学:我也不知道呀@京城大学,@清花大学(握手)一起研究带带我,不过这张照片真的太吊了,求原图@林辰。
看着神仙们都在打架,粉丝们也都不敢说话了,这个时候都还没人出来肯定或者否认,自己当然不能跳出去,万一被人打脸了呢!
After one night, Lin Chen's hall was already filled with cash. In order to create the impression of a lot of money, Qi Mei gritted her teeth and borrowed another three billion yuan from somewhere, and now the money was really piled up like a small mountain. Lin Chen just needed to open his hand and the money would come pouring out, but everyone else was going crazy with work.
当地见到林辰拿来这么多钱摆到大厅,市长,警察,最后军队都出动了,人家首长还找林辰谈话了,最后林辰表示这些钱只在这里摆一个星期,这个是商业活动,到时候全部捐出去。
These leaders shook hands happily with Lin Chen and, at Lin Chen's request, a large number of reporters came and gave Lin Chen a big wave of advertising.
林辰:@所有大学,请看原图连接,你们看看吊不,如果我告诉你们这些都是真的你们会怎么想?@花为手机,@伤心手机,@家能照相机,@大米手机,@雪梨手机,@所有手机,@所有相机,@哈雷望远镜,你们能拿手机,相机,平板拍,天文镜拍出来这个照片么?
@米米国大使馆,@鹰过大使馆,@熊国大使馆,@所有国家大使馆,你们的国家也做不到吧?
The Weibo post by Lin Chen has caused uproar in the entire digital and optical industry and all countries have been affected.
Watching Lin Chen do this, the boss of Weibo really wants to consider blocking Lin Chen's account. This guy is truly despicable. Does he want to drag the entire industry into this raging battle?
微博公司从成立道现在都没有这么热闹过,公司全体成员都在加班待命,流量实在太大了,服务器的容量已经亮了好几次红灯了,要不是加租了好几次服务器,都爆了。
明明看着林辰这么操蛋的行为,他们还只能把这些热门话题放到主页上,而且他们拿林辰一点办法都没有,蓝瘦,想哭。
Actually, the relevant department has put Lin Chen's information on the desktop several times. The reason why Lin Chen has not been taken away and his Weibo has not been banned is still due to the efforts of Xiong Qimei's grandfather.
The old man just sent a message up there, don't worry, just watch this little guy punch some people's faces. Trust me, I know what it is, but I have to keep it a secret.
“林辰!差不多了,你都快把我吓死了,我爷爷都快顶不住了,你别这么吓我。”
七妹真的很想哭,林辰实在是太恐怖了,他放的地图炮差点都把全地球都炸翻了。
"Okay! So, have we packed all of our products? I'm talking about anonymous shipping points."
"Yes, everything is taken care of. We can ship right away once an order is placed."
"Okay, let's start selling! Has Lao Zhu notified Kuaishou yet? The traffic will be huge, so they need to be prepared."
"Boss! We're already prepared. We'll timely push it on Weibo, Douyin, and Toutiao."
After seeing that everything was ready except for the east wind, Lin Chen posted another Weibo message.
@所有人,你们都觉得我林辰疯了对不对,现在来快手直播间123456房间,我让你看看我到底有没有疯,有好东西给你们看哦!
As Lin Chen put down his phone, 5 billion views flooded in through TikTok, and he stood in front of the tens of billions, striking a handsome pose for the live broadcast.
On top of this pile of money sat a 300-inch 4K screen linked to a tablet computer. Lin Chen had prepared for this moment for too long.
亲们,你们见到我身后这堆钱了么?这堆钱都是真的,你们看看我身后这些警察叔叔和军人小哥你们就明白,如果我造假早就被抓了。
As for the photo online, would you believe me if I told you I took it myself? You wouldn't believe me because you haven't seen anything as awesome as this before.
That's right, I actually did take this photo myself. I'm not bragging, I invented a type of camera with three different levels.
The first level can capture a needle that is ten thousand kilometers away,
the second level can capture a needle that is one hundred thousand kilometers away,
and the third level can capture a needle that is one million kilometers away.
你们知道什么概念吗?我如果告诉你地球离月球也就三十八万公里而已呢!所以我拍的照片都是真的。
现在我宣布,我手里的这款超级摄像平板电脑正式开卖,你可以百度星空电脑的专卖店地址前往购买。
You can also click the link below the screen to purchase a total of 7 million units.
The first batch is 1 million units, priced at 29,999 yuan;
the second batch is 1 million units, priced at 39,999 yuan;
```htmlFive million units, priced at RMB 199,999.
There are specialty stores in all cities above third-tier nationwide.
What? You think I'm bragging? Have you seen all this money behind me? As long as you find out I'm bragging, return at the original price, and I'll give you another 100,000 RMB for free.```
Have you seen any police officers around me? Have you seen the young soldier with a gun by my side? Can I brag in this situation? Do I dare? I don't dare.
So, all you gentlemen of all ages, you can buy with confidence! In the end, you can make a big profit by reselling them. So why wouldn't you dare to buy them?
下面我为大家演示平板电脑的功能,让你看个够,林辰说完就对着按下了平板电脑的开机键,映射在大屏幕上操作了起来。
Lin Chen's bomb is just too big, and it has blown everyone up. Now, there are not many people who suspect that Lin Chen is fooling people.
Just ten minutes later, Lin Chen's 7 million tablets of super camera tablet computers were all taken away.
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