I am pregnant with Taizai's child.

Although Zhongyuan Zhongye is a member of the port mafia, privately he is a polite and kind-hearted young man.
Whenever he sees elderly, weak, sick or disabled people on the street, he lends a helping hand whenever he can.
The little duck on the ground rolled several times, and the feathers on its wings were almost plucked out, but the duck herder never stopped to wait for it.
"Hey, you have a duck in front of you."
The duck herder seemed to be ignoring it, and kept walking forward.
Zhong Yuanzhong saw that he was carrying a lot of things, including eggs, vegetables, lychees, and a bag of youth growth milk powder. In his right hand, he was holding a box of ducks.
"The duck fell!"
赶鸭人跑得更快了。
……不对劲。
中原中也眼睛一眯，一下跳到了赶鸭人的面前，挡住了他的去路。
“我说你，该不会是个偷鸭子的吧。”
赶鸭人终于停下了脚步，但他低着头，头上戴着一对猫耳，脸被散乱的银发遮挡着，中原中也看不到他的长相。他身形消瘦，身上裹着一件黑色的长款外套——远远看去，竟有几份黑手党的风韵。
"I don't have it."
It was the voice of a woman.
Zhongya Zhongya furrowed his brows. "Then why were you running when your duck fell?"
“……”
Heizei Ren had nothing to say, but he couldn't lift his head. As soon as he did, his appearance would be revealed and he'd be done for.
After a long pursuit, Duck Eight finally ran to the feet of Heize Ren, flapping its wings to attract his attention.
"Have I seen you somewhere before?" said Nakahara Chūya suddenly.
"No."
黑泽莲有点心虚，但他不敢转头就跑，否则肯定会被立刻掀翻在地。
“我肯定见过你——”
中原中也抬脚走了过去。
Rei Higashi was contemplating whether to throw a basket of eggs or a box of ducks at his face when someone suddenly yanked on his belt from behind. He was spun around and found himself with his face resting on someone's shoulder.
"It's the Heisei era already, Zhongye. Your approach to flirting still seems very 'straight guy' though. But it's no use for you with her," Taizou Osamu chuckled and patted Kurosawa Ren's (Ran's) shoulder. "Let me introduce you, this is my girlfriend, Kahua."
黑泽莲：“……”荷花什么鬼？
中原中也：“………骗鬼啊你，太宰！”
“嘘，声音不要太大，别吓到了荷花，她有点胆小。”
Heizera Ren did not know why Dazai Osamu would help him, nor was he certain if he was being helped, but compared to being possibly killed by Nakahara Chuuya, he would rather board Dazai's pirate ship.
However, this damn pirate ship dares to call itself "Lotus", he won't let it off the hook.
"Dazhi," Heizei Ren said in a feminine voice, "I walked a bit too fast earlier and scared my baby in my belly."
Baby!
Chuuya Nakahara's jaw is about to drop. Dazai Osamu not only got a girlfriend, but also a baby?!
This is so damn scary.
Dazai Osamu wasn't surprised that Ryouhei Izumi was teasing him like this. He affectionately touched the cat ears on his head and found that the texture was good, so he rubbed them a few more times.
"It's okay, we'll go to the hospital for a checkup later. Remember not to walk so fast next time." After a pause, he added meaningfully, "Don't be afraid, Zhong Ye is a good person."
莫名被发了一张好人卡的中原中也仍然沉浸在“太宰治有崽了”这条*屏蔽的关键字*的新闻里。
“喂，你这家伙，整天不是忙着*屏蔽的关键字*就是到处找女人殉情吗？”中原中也又问道，“为什么还开始培育后代了？”
```htmlOsamu Dazai tilted his head, smiling faintly, "Because the process of creating life is quite interesting."
"The process..." Nakahara Chuuya's face stiffened for a moment, then he understood. "Alright, I won't waste time talking to you. I came here to find someone."```
"Looking for someone?" Dazai Osamu picked up Yak8 from the ground and played with it in his hand, "The person who can make you come out to find them must be a very interesting person."
Chuuya Nakahara didn't respond to him and prepared to leave after adjusting his hat. However, after taking two steps, he suddenly turned around and went to stand in front of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, staring fiercely at his stomach.
"Dazai, are you really--"
No way! He still couldn't believe that Dazai Osamu had a kid!
Just then, Kurose Ren's stomach let out a growl and he thought, oh no, I'm hungry again. The small fish and steamed buns that Aizawa and Taiyou gave me were only appetizers. I need to hurry back to the Villains Alliance to get dinner.
Both Nakahara Chuuya and Dazai Osamu heard the loud gurgling sound clearly.
Nakahara Chuuya looked puzzled and said, "Fetal movement?"
Kurosawa Ryou rolled his eyes in his mind, thinking that no fetal movement could make such a loud noise.
However, it's really exciting to talk about. He just lied to Hinaguchi Ichika that he has a son with Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and now he's "pregnant" with Osamu Dazai's baby.
Osamu Dazai had a gentle fatherly look on his face as he gently patted Heize Ren's stomach, "Baby, daddy is here."
After watching, Nakahara Chuuya felt complicated and reminded Dazai: "Dazai, in the future, please don't bring this kid with *censored keyword* and have some conscience."
Kurosawa Ryouhei thought to himself that Nakahara Chuuya was actually quite good in some aspects.
A crisis of almost being taken away by the Hong Kong mafia and sacrificed to the gods at the port was cleverly avoided by Dazai Osamu, and Black Lotus rarely said politely, "Dazai, thank you."
太宰治眨了眨眼睛：“大恩不言谢。”
黑泽莲皮笑肉不笑道：“那你下辈子是牛是马，我都会喂你的，以此来报答你的大恩。”
"I can't wait for the next life," Dazai Osamu put Yakutaku back into the box of Kurozawa Ren, "let's just do it this lifetime."
"Do you want me to die with you?" Kurozawa Ren said casually, "aren't you only choosing beautiful ladies to die with?"
Dazai Osamu shook his head helplessly: "If we can't find anyone, we'll have to relax the requirements."
Yatsuhashi suddenly made a quacking sound, as if mocking him.
Kurosawa Ren laughed and nudged Dazai Osamu's shoulder with his elbow: "Then let me treat you to a meal."
"Yes?"
"The place I'm living now has really good food. Come on, Dazai, for the sake of our plastic brotherhood."
Dazai Osamu glanced at the fruits and vegetables hanging from Akutagawa Ryunosuke's body and didn't believe a word he said.
"Sure."
Tai Zai suddenly remembered the scene of releasing Kurosawa Ren from the torture room of the port mafia a few years ago.
That was probably the first time Kurosawa Ren had ever suffered.
He was covered in a lot of injuries, but he didn't care at all. The first thing he did after coming out of the torture room was yelling for food.
He took him to eat a bowl of ramen. Kurozawa Ren had very long hair, which would touch the soup if it wasn't tied up, but he couldn't find his hair tie that day.
He couldn't bear to lend his beloved bandage to him, so he had to use his hands to gather his silver long hair.
At that time, Kurose Ren also said the same thing, Dazai, for our plastic brotherhood.