"What are you doing?"
"Xiao Ming, listen to me..."
"What is there to explain, Zhang Wei! Give me back my pancake!"
After eating the last bite of the pancake, Zhang Wei ran out of Room 3602. Zhuge Kongming was furious. He had just put his ordered pancake on the table, but in the time it took for him to wash up, his pancake had already fallen victim to Zhang Wei's poisonous hand, or rather, poisonous mouth.
Zhuge Kongming quickly caught up with Zhang Wei, who was already running away. Zhang Wei and Zhuge Kongming both ran into room 3601. At that moment, Hu Yifei was making a phone call in the living room. Hu Yifei turned around and took a glance at the commotion caused by Zhang Wei and Zhuge Kongming, causing both of them to freeze in place and not dare to move.
Until Hu Yifei hung up the phone, Zhang Wei and Zhuge Kongming breathed a sigh of relief. Zhuge Kongming didn't pursue Zhang Wei anymore, but curiously asked, "Sister Yifei, whose phone call was it?"
Hu Yifei said tiredly, "Ah, these past few days have been really busy. And now Zh​eng Xiaoqian said he's coming back to work soon. He booked a flight for three days later in the morning. I don't have time to pick him up. I'm suffering from trigeminal neuralgia."
Zhuge Kongming sneaked a glance at Zhang Wei and suddenly had an evil thought, so he said, "Yifei, it's better to let the least busy person in the apartment handle the task of picking up." Zhuge Kongming finished speaking and looked towards Zhang Wei.
Hu Yifei glanced at Zhuge Kongming and couldn't help but laugh, "It seems like it, Xiaoming, you go."
Zhuge Kongming: ???
Zhuge Kongming couldn't help but ask, "Sister Yifei, why isn't it Zhang Wei??"
Hu Yifei couldn't help but look at Zhuge Kongming with some disdain and said, "At least Zhang Wei is still running a law firm. Xiaoming, what else are you doing in the apartment besides breathing and playing games?"
Zhuge Kongming: "I actually still..."
Hu Yifei: "Hmm?"
Zhuge Kongming: "I can do it, Yifei sister. You can trust me to handle the pick-up. (But deep down, I really don't want to do it.)"
Hu Yifei: "Xiao Ming is really obedient."
Zhuge Kongming: ".......... (I can't fight you, even a robot with twisted head cannot be provoked. I can only endure it..)"
诸葛空明好不容易找了个理由逃出了3601,刚进3602的门就看到rose在厨房不知道在鼓捣些什么。
诸葛空明给坐在沙发上的陈美嘉比划着什么大概意思应该:“她在干嘛?”
Chen Meijia gave Zhuge Kongming a knowing look, and then gestured (I don't know either, she went straight to the kitchen upon entering.)
After understanding Meijia's meaning, Zhuge Kongming couldn't help but become curious. He really wanted to know what Rose was cooking. (Definitely not wondering if it's for himself.)
With this in mind, Zhuge Kongming quietly walked into the kitchen, wanting to surprise Rose. However, he was unaware that the hand gesture given by Chen Meijia was not fully translated to him.
Zhuge Kongming walked behind Rose and hugged her waist. "Rose" was startled by the sudden salty pig hand and froze, and then knew who the person was. "Rose" slowly spoke, "Kongming, Rose is helping Zhang Wei mediate a case. Can you let go of me?"
Zhuge Kongming's face immediately turned black upon hearing this familiar tone, and he couldn't help but think to himself: "Is my face this dark today? Being forced to pick up someone by Yiyi and also... hugging the wrong person?"
Zhuge Kongming, with tears in his eyes, asked, "Sis, why are you wearing a wig and cooking?"
Zhuge Dali continued to stir-fry the vegetables without turning her head and said, "You know, Rose has been interning as a manager at the Bingo Dessert Shop recently. I didn't have anything to do, so I went with her. This outfit was given to me by Rose as a work uniform. I came straight to the apartment to cook without having the chance to change my clothes."
Just as Zhuge Kongming was about to speak, Zhuge Dali continued, "Oh, by the way, when Zhao Haitang came to bother me at the dessert shop, I happened to be away, so..."
Zhuge Da Li hadn't finished speaking when Zhuge Kong Ming exploded and said with a deep voice, "What did he do?"
There was a pause in Zhuge Da Li's hand movements, then he said, "He held Rose's hand..."
Zhuge Kongming once again interrupted Zhuge Dali and showed a sinister smile, saying, "Sis, where are the knives in the kitchen? I suddenly remembered that I haven't sharpened them yet."
Zhuge Dali drew out the sharpest knife and handed it to Zhuge Kongming. Zhuge Kongming smiled and took it. Zhuge Kongming slowly walked out of the kitchen, and then started walking faster and faster, rushing straight into Zhao Haitang's room.
Zhuge Dali then heard some voices.
Zhuge Kongming: "Zhao treacherous dog, come and bring your life!"
Zhao Haitang: "No, listen to me..."
"Ah!" (Zhao Haitang screamed like slaughtering a pig.)
At the dining table, Ziqiao and Meijia are being lovey-dovey, Zhangwei and Dali are being sweet, Zhuge Kongming is feeding soup to Rose, and Yifei is video chatting with Teacher Zeng.
Beside them, Zhaohaitang, who is being "fully massaged" by Zhuge Kongming, and Curry Sauce, who no longer feels appetizing, couldn't help but say, "Doesn't your heart ache when you do this?"
His words seemed to be ignored by everyone, and no one paid attention to Zhao Haitang.
Zhao Haitang looked frustrated and turned to Curry Sauce, pretending to cry and said, "Curry Sauce."
As they spoke, Curry Sauce relied on Zhao Haitang's shoulder and dodged, saying, "I have a boyfriend now."
Zhao Haitang couldn't help but feel stunned. Why do I feel a bit sour? Is it an illusion? I like Dali, at worst Rose, yeah, definitely an illusion.
——
After dinner, everyone in the room came out and gathered around the sofa. There was a starry sky lamp on the coffee table. Zhuge Kongming and Rose were wearing couple sleepwear with cats and dogs. Zhuge Dali and Zhang Wei were wearing SpongeBob SquarePants and Pikachu, filled with dog food.
Zhuge Kongming spoke up and said, "I suppose all of you gathered here for the same reason - the apartment has experienced a power outage."
Hu Yifei suggested, "How about telling a story?"
Zhuge Kongming decisively agreed and everyone else also expressed their consent. So, Zhuge Kongming took the initiative and began speaking first...
In a very long time ago, in a dark society, there was a tyrant in the area who frequently robbed money and beautiful women. Finally, one day, a righteous female swordsman, Gu Yue Xiaofei, with her subordinate Zeng Chichi, decided to eliminate the tyrant.
Hu Yifei: "Why does this story sound so familiar?"
Lü Ziqiao: "Am I the bully?"
Zhuge Kongming: "Don't interrupt me, listen to the end first."
That night, Gu Yue Xiaofei and Zeng Chichi planned to assassinate the tyrant Zhao Haili. Gu Yue Xiaofei had unparalleled martial arts skills while Zeng Chichi was incredibly brave. The two quickly found Zhao Haili's room.
Unfortunately, the female chief guard of the bully Zhao Haili, Peanut Butter, is also highly skilled and can hold her ground against Zeng Chichi. Just as Ancient Yue Xiaofei is about to succeed, his personal guard Zhang Xiaowei and his wife Zhou Xiaoli suddenly arrive. Ancient Yue Xiaofei is able to hold his own against the two of them. Just as both sides are locked in a stalemate, Zhou Xiaoru, Zhou Xiaoli's younger sister, suddenly appears.
Just as Gu Yue Xiaofei was on the verge of despair and planned to end their lives together, Zhou Xiao Rou unexpectedly knocked out her sister Zhou Da Li. Zhou Xiao Rou looked at her sister, held her in her arms, and gently said, "Sister, I'm sorry for betraying you. I had no other choice but to assist the tyrant..."
可周小柔根本没注意到姐姐嘴角的微笑和眼角的泪痕……
吕子乔:“停,照你这么讲下去,我好像马上就要死了?”
Chen Meijia: "Where am I? Am I not worthy of having a role?"
Zhang Wei: "Why should me and Dali be Zhao Haitang's subordinates?"
Lv Ziqiao: "The next part of the story, I will tell, it should be like this..."
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